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Archive for November 2006

November 30th, 2006

Pfizer Announces Shift In Bullshit Marketing

Here we see a picture from Pfizers official website. The whole family is immensely happy, thanks to Pfizer and whatever crack equivalent drug they were prescribed.
Pfizer is the world’s largest drug company and has announced that it will lay off 2,400 members of it’s sales force. These are the people that pester doctors on a daily […]

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November 30th, 2006

George Bush Extends Stay In Dream World To Forever

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
George Bush refuses to admit that there is a civil war in Iraq. Despite thousands of deaths due to sectarian violence between Shiites and Sunni’s, Bush continues to blame Al-Qaeda for the civil disorder in the country.
The bipartisan independent Iraq study group is expected to advise that the US should begin pulling some troops now. By doing this, […]

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November 30th, 2006

Microsoft Launches New Competition With Itself

For the first time in 5 years, Microsoft has launched a new operating system called Windows Vista. Vista’s main competition will come from their other operating system, Windows XP.
The new graphically enhanced Vista will give consumers new options and figures to give XP a run for it’s money. Businesses have first crack at purchasing Vista starting today […]

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November 28th, 2006

Stephen Colbert Endorses Putin in 08′

Stephen Colbert once again announced his endorsement of Vladimir Putin for US President in 2008. Colbert believes Putin will make a great candidate because he is a tough leader and friend of President Bush.
Putin has come under recent criticism for the possible involvement of poisoning a former Russian spy who had criticized the Kremlin. The […]

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November 28th, 2006

Dick Cheney Walks the Red Carpet With Saudi King

Here we see Dick Cheney walking the red carpet with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. No it isn’t the Saudi Arabian international film festival, just a meeting between old friends.
Cheney met with the Saudi King on Saturday to discuss matters in the Middle East. More specifically, they discussed how to best manipulate the Middle East […]

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November 27th, 2006

Americans Give Thanks, Then Sell Soul

Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday marked by families coming together to eat and give thanks for what they have. Or so it should be! Unlike Christmas, there are no gifts and no dissapointments over material things. Sure, the most drunk driving fatalities occur over Thanksgiving weekend, but it’s a time of fun and of all our […]

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November 27th, 2006

Fun With Dick Cheney on Thanksgiving

How Did Dick Cheney spend Thanksgiving? Perhaps, moping about on what went wrong in his attempts to destroy our democracy through fear. Perhaps, thinking how long we can keep American troops in Iraq for his business interests.
Maybe he shot a quail or two. Or maybe he shot an illegal immigrant and had him secretly taken care of. Or […]

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November 27th, 2006

George Bush Does Annual Turkey Pardoning

Here, we see “Flyer” the turkey, who George Bush pardoned from being slaughtered this Thanksgiving. Bush seems very happy with himself that he has saved this turkey’s life. It’s just too bad that Bush refuses to pardon thousands of human lives by bringing American troops home from Iraq.
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November 27th, 2006

NBC Announces Iraq is In a Civil War

Over the weekend, top NBC news analysts and military advisors decided to start using the term civil war to describe Iraq. This term will be used on NBC and their news affiliate MSNBC.
What a startling revelation they have revealed! What gave it away? Was it mass killings and destruction between rival religious groups everyday for many months? You know, Sunni’s blowing up […]

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November 22nd, 2006

Keith Olbermann Teaches George Bush a History Lesson

Keith Olbermann, of MSNBC, does a great job of teaching George Bush a history lesson he either doesn’t comprehend or doesn’t care about in regards to the parallels between Vietnam and Iraq. Kudos to a journalist who truly knows his history and isn’t afraid to tell his president that he doesn’t have a freakin’ clue. […]

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