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Here we see a picture from Pfizers official website. The whole family is immensely happy, thanks to Pfizer and whatever crack equivalent drug they were prescribed.
Pfizer is the world’s largest drug company and has announced that it will lay off 2,400 members of it’s sales force. These are the people that pester doctors on a daily basis with free lunches, pens, paper and drug samples for patients. We’re sure many of you have stumbled across a spiffy Viagra pen at some point.
The new CEO of Pfizer, Jeffrey B. Kindler made the move to cut costs and to stop pissing off doctors. …read more

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George Bush refuses to admit that there is a civil war in Iraq. Despite thousands of deaths due to sectarian violence between Shiites and Sunni’s, Bush continues to blame Al-Qaeda for the civil disorder in the country.
The bipartisan independent Iraq study group is expected to advise that the US should begin pulling some troops now. By doing this, it shows Iraq some sense that we are leaving and it puts more accountability in taking over the security forces we destroyed when toppling their government.
Most Democrats agree with the idea of gradually pulling troops. Not Bush. He met with Prime Minister Maliki and defiantly said that the …read more

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For the first time in 5 years, Microsoft has launched a new operating system called Windows Vista. Vista’s main competition will come from their other operating system, Windows XP.
The new graphically enhanced Vista will give consumers new options and figures to give XP a run for it’s money. Businesses have first crack at purchasing Vista starting today but many analysts believe it will be difficult for Vista to overtake it’s XP competitor in the short term.
It may not be until 2010 that Vista outnumbers it’s brother and rival XP. Vista will be available for home PC’s beginning January 30th. It is unclear whether …read more

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Stephen Colbert once again announced his endorsement of Vladimir Putin for US President in 2008. Colbert believes Putin will make a great candidate because he is a tough leader and friend of President Bush.
Putin has come under recent criticism for the possible involvement of poisoning a former Russian spy who had criticized the Kremlin. The sheep in wolves clothing, Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain, has said he wants a full investigation into the matter. He says he will even speak to Putin about it if necessary. We’re sure he is hoping that is not necessary, but if they do …read more

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Here we see Dick Cheney walking the red carpet with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. No it isn’t the Saudi Arabian international film festival, just a meeting between old friends.
Cheney met with the Saudi King on Saturday to discuss matters in the Middle East. More specifically, they discussed how to best manipulate the Middle East for their own personal gains.
Cheney is still on the Halliburton payroll and King Abdullah only reigns over the world’s largest oil reserves. Saudi Arabia is also a total dictatorship in every sense imaginable. King Abdullah and the House of Saud control every major post of the …read more

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Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday marked by families coming together to eat and give thanks for what they have. Or so it should be! Unlike Christmas, there are no gifts and no dissapointments over material things. Sure, the most drunk driving fatalities occur over Thanksgiving weekend, but it’s a time of fun and of all our major holidays, the day itself is the least commercial.
Now, the day after…Not so much! Many mega stores like Best Buy opened at 5am, with mega deals for first come, first serve. Hence, many people camped out over night to snatch the precious items they so …read more

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How Did Dick Cheney spend Thanksgiving? Perhaps, moping about on what went wrong in his attempts to destroy our democracy through fear. Perhaps, thinking how long we can keep American troops in Iraq for his business interests.
Maybe he shot a quail or two. Or maybe he shot an illegal immigrant and had him secretly taken care of. Or maybe he just grabbed a random man’s balls and said, you know I can tear your heart out right? 

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Here, we see “Flyer” the turkey, who George Bush pardoned from being slaughtered this Thanksgiving. Bush seems very happy with himself that he has saved this turkey’s life. It’s just too bad that Bush refuses to pardon thousands of human lives by bringing American troops home from Iraq.

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Over the weekend, top NBC news analysts and military advisors decided to start using the term civil war to describe Iraq. This term will be used on NBC and their news affiliate MSNBC.
What a startling revelation they have revealed! What gave it away? Was it mass killings and destruction between rival religious groups everyday for many months? You know, Sunni’s blowing up Shiite stuff and Shiites blowing up Sunni stuff. Hmm…Duh!
In between all the chaos are American troops being led by incompetent leaders, starting from the top with George Bush. Will George Bush ever be able to look through the foggy goggles that he views the world …read more

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Keith Olbermann, of MSNBC, does a great job of teaching George Bush a history lesson he either doesn’t comprehend or doesn’t care about in regards to the parallels between Vietnam and Iraq. Kudos to a journalist who truly knows his history and isn’t afraid to tell his president that he doesn’t have a freakin’ clue. Yeah, Olbermann is what some Republicans might claim to be a liberal because he doesn’t support a war that is doomed to fail, as history shows. If being a liberal is taking advantage of free speech and being a pragmatist, then call us guilty. Thumbs …read more

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