Sirened

Here we see Dick Cheney walking the red carpet with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. No it isn’t the Saudi Arabian international film festival, just a meeting between old friends.

Cheney met with the Saudi King on Saturday to discuss matters in the Middle East. More specifically, they discussed how to best manipulate the Middle East for their own personal gains.

Cheney is still on the Halliburton payroll and King Abdullah only reigns over the world’s largest oil reserves. Saudi Arabia is also a total dictatorship in every sense imaginable. King Abdullah and the House of Saud control every major post of the Saudi government. Nonetheless, Saudi Arabia is our ally because we need their oil and they make a killing off us. A meeting between Cheney and King Abdullah is vital to insure that both their interests are safely secure.

Iraq cannot fall into the hands of someone who does not agree with US/Saudi foreign policy. Donald Rumsfeld met with Saddam Hussein in 1986, 2 years after Saddam ordered the mass slaughtering of his own people with chemical weapons sold by the US. Back then, Saddam was our friend because he was at war with Iran. Things went sour when Saddam decided to invade Kuwait, and the rest is history.

We would love to know the intricate details of what these two men discussed. Regardless, I’m sure Dick had a great time with the opulence that is the House of Saud, you know, getting to crap on golden shitters and the like.

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