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10)Mark Foley leaves Congress because of underage sex allegations and still almost wins with name on ballot.

9)Donald Trump allows wild Miss USA Tara Conner to keep crown, doesn’t get to use his trademark your fired.

Al Gore releases film on global warming and prances around like a movie star. George Bush refuses to watch his silly little movie.

7)Crotchety old Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska reveals that the internet is a series of tubes and too much non corporate clutter can clog the tubes and interfere with his email.

6)Hugo Chavez calls George Bush the devil and then shakes hands with Danny Glover. It is the only time many people have seen Danny Glover all year.

5)Mel Gibson blames the Jews for all the wars in the world, leaving many to wonder what has gone haywire with former Lethal Weapon stars.

4)Rummy finally gets the axe. Dick Cheney declares him the finest Defense Secretary in the history of the USA. WTF???

3)Virginia Senator George Allen calls an American born Indian a monkey, costs the Republicans the Senate.

2)Republicans lose both the House and Senate, Democrats get credit for winning them.

1)George Bush still has no fucking clue.

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