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Well, it’s New Year’s Eve and it’s almost time to say goodbye to 2007 and hello to 2008. If 2007 was a good year for you, you may want to wish it farewell by having a big drinking night tonight. If 2007 was a bad year, you may want to send it off with a big fuck you by getting trashed and ready for 2008.
With that in mind, it would still be nice to wake up in 2008 by not feeling like total ass. So here are some tips on avoiding this for not just New Year’s but all types of special …read more

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My sister just texted me from Orlando and informed me that the Ron Paul blimp just rolled into town. Damn! My wife and I just came back from Orlando last night as we were there for Christmas. Apparently the blimp is currently hovering around Lake Eola (downtown Orlando) and will be spending a few days in O-town. According to the flight plan on RonPaulBlimp.com the blimp will be flying over the Capitol One Bowl just before kickoff on New Year’s Day. Woohoo!
The Ron Paul blimp has had to migrate down south due to the freezing weather up north (apparently blimp organizers neglected to take …read more

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Last Year it was “You,” this year it’s Vladimir Putin. Last year “You” won ’Person of the Year’ for changing the face of media through the internets. This year, Putin won it for making Russia relevant again.
Putin has come under heavy criticism from um, most people, for anti-democratic tactics in order to preserve stability in his vodka loving nation. A lot of Americans (myself included) felt that Russia had fallen off the map as far as large scale global influence-Putin has turned this around and thus Time gave him the honor, even though it’s not necessarily an honor.
Putin joins the likes of Adolph Hitler, Joseph …read more

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It’s less than a week away until this election thingy officially kicks off with the Iowa caucuses on January 3rd. It’s amazing that a woman finally has a great chance to be president of this country (the US has not been a pioneer with this by any stretch). And at the same time it’s amazing how little change this would bring to our political landscape. If she wins the democratic primary and then goes on to be elected president, this would make Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton with Ronald Reagan being the last non-Bush/Clinton to lead the USA in world domination.
It’s phenomenal that in …read more

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I hope everybody had a great Christmas and gave their livers plenty of training for the upcoming New Year’s festivities. Also, I hope everybody got the toys they wanted and nobody had to spend Christmas alone (if you did, perhaps consider a prostitute next Christmas). 
While “Boxing Day” is not an observed holiday in the US, it is in countries like Canada and Australia. It’s for people to get over their Christmas hangovers and box up all the holiday goodies they received. It also gives non-retail people the day off to bombard stores for the big Boxing Day specials and to …read more

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Merry Christmas from Sirened!
Have fun, be safe and don’t get caught drinking and driving.

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Hey, it’s Christmas Eve; want to watch something that’s really god awful? Just click on the YouTube thingie and watch this stupid video that some conservative group actually thought would be a good way to attack liberals this holiday season. Enjoy!

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Turns out that little stint in the hospital really cost Rudy ‘9/11′ Giuliani. By simply repeating 9/11 over and over again, Rudolph had been in front of the republican pack from the get-go. He seemed so much a sure thing that even crazy fundamentalist Pat Robertson endorsed the pro-choice, pro-gay former mayor. And Rudy gladly and shamelessly took it with a big smile.
But then people started hearing more about this Mike Huckabee guy who was born in Hope, Arkansas and used to govern that state. Sound familiar? Yeah, Bill Clinton did both those things too. Although I think he banged a lot more chicks in …read more

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Yes! They’re finally coming back! It’s been weird the past few months not having new episodes of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report to make fun of all the shenanigans going on in politics and life.
Since they’ve been off so long they’ve missed out on making fun of so many different things. There’s been men coming forward saying they’ve had sex with ‘anti-gay’ senator Larry Craig, President Num Nuts doing his job (nuff’ said there), the idiocy of the run-up to the Iowa caucuses and so much more. It’s great that they’ll be back in just a few weeks to …read more

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It seems like our presidential candidates have been campaigning for a year (some have) and we’re just now finally coming up on the primaries. The first votes will be cast in Iowa on January 3rd but this is a caucus, not a primary. So for those not interested in politics this just makes the process all the more fun.
The word caucus comes from a Native American word meaning “a gathering of ruling tribal chiefs.” There are 1,784 precincts in Iowa and at each precinct people gather in groups and vote on the candidates. Some republican precincts choose only 1 delegate but the vote must be …read more

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