January 31st, 2007
We’ve all been there, driving down the highway when all of a sudden a truck or SUV is crazily riding our ass. Even if you are part of this annoying group of drivers, you’ve still been there, riding someone’s ass while someone rides yours.
One of the most common vehicles that we get to view far too close in our […]
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January 25th, 2007
Last night Lou Dobbs was a guest on The Colbert Report. Dobbs has been a strong advocate for the middle class on CNN’s Lou Dobbs Tonight. He has also written a book entitled “War On The Middle Class.” Colbert asked him if more troops were necessary to win the war on the middle class.
Sirened examines […]
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January 25th, 2007
Last night on The Daily Show with John Stewart, Bush’s ‘State of the Union’ speech was broken down in usual Stewart fashion.
Stewart showed a clip of Bush saying “We must balance the federal budget, confront the serious challenge of global climate change, reduce gasoline usage in the US by 20% and make health care affordable […]
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January 24th, 2007
John Kerry was nearly elected president in 2004. Had he won Ohio, which he lost by 120,000 votes, we might already be out of Iraq, maybe.
Rove and company painted a nice picture of an “out of touch” John Kerry because he likes to windsurf. This wasn’t particularly attractive to the Midwest as they have no ocean to windsurf on. Kerry just […]
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January 24th, 2007
We recently noticed something ridiculous on a carton of HomeMaker Premium orange juice. The juice advertises ”not from concentrate juice” on the top of the carton. It also says “100% Florida squeezed juice.” So looking at these two statements it leads one to believe that they are buying a premium orange juice that is not from concentrate.
Then […]
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January 24th, 2007
First off, big congrats to Nancy Pelosi on being the first female Speaker of the House. It was truly a historic moment to see her standing behind The Decider and next to a half dead Dick Cheney. And it was certainly very refreshing to see her sitting there instead of Dennis Hastert.
Nancy Pelosi, as the […]
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January 24th, 2007
George Bush made his 7th ‘State of the Union’ address as President. Many were wondering what surprises would be in store from The Decider.
The President warmed us up with domestic issues, much like foreplay, before pounding us with terrorism and Iraq. Afterwards, he cuddled us by giving us examples of real American heroes…Like African NBA player Dikembe […]
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January 23rd, 2007
We wonder if Joe Lieberman is anxiously awaiting tonight’s State of the Union speech to see if his good friend George Bush will mention him again. When Bush gave his last major speech just a few weeks ago to announce the grim news that more troops were being dispatched to Iraq, he announced there was bipartisan support […]
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January 23rd, 2007
Back on January 17th, 2001 The Onion wrote this article about Bush’s upcoming presidency. The article is titled ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over.’
Among many prophecies in the story is a fake quote by Dennis Hastert saying:
“Under Bush, we can all look forward to military aggression, deregulation of dangerous, greedy industries, […]
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January 23rd, 2007
Tonight President Bush will make the 2nd last State of the Union speech of his Presidential career. It could be his last as things continue to falter in Iraq and more Republicans start jumping ship to save their political careers. Then maybe we’ll see some articles of impeachment.
Tonight the President will be addressing a Congress and nation he has ignored, […]
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