Stephen Colbert has officially denounced the Chicago Bears for beating the beloved New Orleans Saints. He has repeatedly said that Bears are “godless killing machines” and that was proven on Sunday. Colbert said they are still cleaning up torn off pieces of Reggie Bush.
Get ready Colts. Those godless Bears are waiting for you in Super Bowl XLI.
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Recently, many in the media have been confusing Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden. Shockingly, even the level headed Rush Limbaugh made this mistake.
Ok, so the difference between Obama and Osama is just one letter, but they have clear differences we assure you.
1)Obama resides in a home…we think. Osama resides in a cave…we think.
2)Obama resides in the USA. Osama possibly resides somewhere along the Afghani/Pakistani border…we think…could be Fiji.
3)Obama wants to build America. Osama wants to destroy America.
4)Osama dresses in traditional Muslim garb. Obama dresses more like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
5)Hanging out with Bert from Sesame Street would totally crimp Obama’s style. Osama on …read more
Republican Senator Chuck Hagel of Nebraska has recently been as critical of George Bush as any Democrat has. He has openly stated that the troop increase in Iraq is both dangerous and wrong.
It’s nice that Hagel has begun warming up in the batters box with all the Democrats, minus Joe Lieberman. Thing is, they have to step up to the plate here. For the good of the country and their political careers, they need to come together and achieve enough bi-partisanship to impeach George Bush.
Bush killed the Republicans in the 06′ elections. If more Republicans don’t start jumping ship, he will …read more
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Last week on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert announced that he was rooting for the New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl. He said that if the Saints won, the city would be so overjoyed that it would be like Hurricane Katrina never happened. Therefore, the Bush administration would be pardoned from the incompetence they showed following the disaster.
Unfortunately, that did not happen as the Chicago Bears defeated them 39-14. That means George Bush is still responsible for “not caring about black people.”
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2007 only began 3 weeks ago and yet we already have a multitude of candidates who have either declared they are running or forming committees to run. They are a diverse group ranging from the half black, laid back Barack Obama to the coal up the ass, hard liner John McCain.
With all this diversity and illegal immigration being a problem, we feel there should be a Mexican candidate for President. How about Pedro from the film Napolean Dynamite? No candidate yet has promised to make all our dreams come true, if elected, Pedro does. So vote for Pedro!
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Last night a jubilant Stephen Colbert greeted hate mongrel Bill O’Reilly of the O’Reilly Factor of Fox’s faux news. While Stephen was very excited, Bill was not as excited, admitting his visit was probably a mistake.
O’Reilly appeared on the Colbert Report to promote his book “Culture Warrior.” Stephen proudly displayed the book with a 30% off sticker that covered O’Reilly’s face. Stephen initially said he had read the book but then admitted that he did not as he does not like to read.
It was interesting to see O’Reilly on the show that is primarily a spoof on him. We’ll see if Colbert …read more
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Oil prices have hit their lowest mark since 2005. Currently, a barrel of oil will run you about $50. Most of us don’t buy barrels but if you did that is what it would currently run you.
Regardless, this is good news because gas prices have dropped. In some states gas is back under $2 a gallon! Crazy stuff. Bad news is that if gas prices continue to drop, there will be less pressure on car manufacturers to produce more cars with alternative energy sources. Hmm, maybe that is the point here!
The United States uses 25% of the world’s oil and the world’s largest …read more
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Life is filled with craziness, ups & downs and sometimes sheer stupidity. In short, life is a Circus! Level9Media is proud to announce the launch of the file sharing site CitizenCircus Come and share your circus by submitting news, music, myspace blogs and anything you want to share with more of the world. It’s all part of the circus!
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Today, US Attorney General, Bush lover and war criminal, Alberto Gonzalez announced that an independent court will now be allowed to oversee the administration’s domestic surveillance program. Ironically, the announcement comes the day before Gonzalez is set to testify before Congress on this very subject.
Obviously, Gonzalez wants the ass grilling he will receive to be slightly minimized. Gonzalez argues that the wiretapping falls within the legalities of the Constitution, well, the one he and President Bush interprets anyways.
Regardless, since we had some elections back in November and some changes were made in Washington, the Bush Gestapo realizes that some concessions are necessary. Rather than …read more
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Hillary Clinton announced today that President Bush’s plan to send 20,000 additional troops to Iraq is a ”losing strategy.” Meanwhile, her strategy seems like Bush’s old ‘change the course’ plan. You know, the one devised when he said stay the course didn’t mean stay the course if it isn’t working.
In a nutshell, she said that it would be nice if the troops came home sometime soon. She did not call for a troop withdrawal timetable however. She proposed capping the troop numbers at 140,000 and said the Shiite government must crack down on militias.
It’s almost certain that Hillary will make a run at …read more
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