‘State of The Union’ Ends With No Mention of Mars
George Bush made his 7th ‘State of the Union’ address as President. Many were wondering what surprises would be in store from The Decider.
The President warmed us up with domestic issues, much like foreplay, before pounding us with terrorism and Iraq. Afterwards, he cuddled us by giving us examples of real American heroes…Like African NBA player Dikembe Mutumbo who has made millions off playing a game of ball and hoop.
Many issues were addressed but there was one pressing issue on Sirened’s mind that was not…Mars. Remember when Bush talked about Mars exploration in a previous ‘State of the Union?’ What happened with that? Where was the update? He had mentioned something about building a space station on the Moon that could launch a space ship to the red planet.
Sirened was anxiously awaiting an update on this exciting idea. It is ideas like these that we come to expect from a leader like George Bush. It’s regrettable that he blue balled us on this one.
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