Bush Says Batman Is Arming Iraqi Insurgents
Yesterday, President Bush announced that Iran is definitely arming the insurgency that is killing both Americans and Iraqi’s.
Today, Bush made a shocking allegation that Batman has also been in on the action. Apparently, with Gotham cleansed of evil, Batman has become bored and decided to interject into the Iraqi rebuilding process. But not understanding the convoluted nature of Iraqi society, Batman has apparently undermined both American and Iranian interests in the country.
“He has no idea who he is arming” an American official stated on condition of anonymity. “It’s a lot easier to tell who is good and who is evil in Gotham, but over here, who knows. He’s out of his league.”
Bush is calling for a man hunt on Batman for his role in inadvertently killing American soldiers. Some intelligence agents believe that Spiderman has also entered the conflict, but the CIA will neither confirm or deny this.
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