Sirened

Today, Captain Lisa Nowak was charged with attempted murder in an Orlando, FL courtroom. The charges come as a shock because she is an astronaut, no surprise this would happen in Florida though. After all, it is the state OJ Simpson currently resides in.

Nowak drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando to confront the girlfriend of a fellow astronaut who has clearly tickled her fancy. Nowak found Colleen Shipman in the Orlando International Airport’s parking lot. Shipman knew she was dealing with a nut bar as Nowak chased after her wearing a hood over her head. She was able to escape and contact authorities.

The police arrested Nowak and in her possession was a BB gun, steal mallet, knife, rubber tubing and rubber gloves. WTF? But the craziest part is that the 43 year old astronaut drove 950 miles wearing a diaper so she would not have to make a restroom stop.

For this reason, Lisa Nowak is Sirened’s first nominee for the 2007 Craziest Bitch award. Congratulations Lisa.

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