Sirened

Well, Peyton Manning has finally made it to the big game! For years he has been a big time regular season quarterback and big time advertising whore. Who does more stupid commercials than Peyton Manning? Nobody, absolutely nobody. It’s kinda like he’ll just do any commercial, completely ignoring his dignity. This is similar to Anthony Hopkins doing every single movie that passes his way, except that Anthony has done some really good ones of course. None of Peyton’s commercials are in any way quality.

His most recent is the Sound Advice commercial where he and a sales associate are talking about “wiping out a serious problem in America”. It seems like it’s going to be a charitable commercial but it’s about eliminating low def and people buying high definition TV’s at Sound Advice. It’s not only stupid by Peyton Manning and Sound Advice but also pretty despicable. Wiping out low def is just a bit smaller in scale than eliminating poverty and homelessness in America.

Anyways, Peyton will be making his Super Bowl debut without the 70’s porn star moustache he’s wearing in this Verizon ad. It’s the big time game of big time games so expect Peyton to throw a pick for a touchdown and for the Colts to lose a heartbreaker. Sirened picks the Bears to beat the Colts 27-24. Peyton will compensate by doing more stupid TV ads. Enjoy the game everyone!

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