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Republicans Desperate to Find Obama Vaccine

With Barack Obama fever continuing to spread throughout the nation, Republicans are eager to create an anti-black Presidential candidate vaccine. Even Democratic Senator Joe Biden made it evident that this is necessary by saying that it’s unusual for a black person to be clean and well spoken.

Obama fever is not only spreading throughout the black community, anxious to actually be represented at all in the White House, but in other areas as well. Many Americans seem fed up with Non-English Speaking and pretend-rancher Presidents who as Kanye West said “hates black people.”

Republicans aren’t huge fans of black people because they tend not to vote for them. Thus, Republicans have recently used the strategy of running black Republicans in key races, like Michael Steele in Maryland. Obama is a problem though because he is not a black Republican, which otherwise would be ok.

With an Obama vaccination set to be ready in the coming days, people will no longer view him as a strong and charismatic leader but as a strung out crack addict. “We feel confident that this should do the trick” said an anonymous Republican strategist.

 

2 Responses to “Republicans Desperate to Find Obama Vaccine”

  1. March 28th, 2008 | 1:03 pm

    hi, how are you obama,well just writing you because I believe that you could be our president and how they say in Mexico Si Se Puede. I am with you. never give up.

  2. June 4th, 2008 | 5:39 pm

    [...] first outbreaks of Obama Fever were spreading, I wrote that the republicans were desperate to find an Obama vaccine. More than a year later they (and the Clinton’s) thought they had one in Jeremiah Wright, but [...]


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