Albanians Love The Bush
Here is footage of Bush’s recent trip to Albania. Turns out they love ‘The Decider’ there! This is a great publicity stunt for our prez to look good overseas but it’s amazing that these people were able to get so close that they even messed up his hair. Maybe part of the reason he was so welcome was that he was the first US President ever to visit Albania. So because of this they made a postage stamp for him and renamed the street out in front of parliament for him. No word on whether they did a ceremonial “Running of the Jew” for him.
Ironically, the capital of Albania is Tirana. Perhaps this is the origin of tyranny.
Albania is one of the poorest countries in Europe and apparently one man could not resist the opportunity to steal our President’s watch! That’s right, some Albanian dude swiped Bushies watch according to this breakdown of the footage of Albanians mobbing Bush. Bush denied it saying he took the watch off himself.
It’s kinda like middle school when some kids pretend to like you and you let your guard down and then you get pants. And then you deny that it ever happened so as not to look like a total jackass.
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