Good Ole’ Florida News
The website Fark.com has news categories of all sorts from silly, sad, amusing, asinine to Florida. The “sunshine state” is so ridiculously fucked up that it has its own category. It is the only state privileged enough to have this on the Fark website.
As a resident of Florida for much of my life it is my belief that the welcome sign at the Florida border should read “Welcome Weirdo’s and Fuckheads, Please Come Live Here.” OJ Simpson took this advice when he left Beverly Hills for Miami. Under Florida laws, it is much more difficult for the Goldman family to take OJ’s shit. Such laws make Florida a tremendously popular place for criminals to reside.
So here are a few stories from the Florida category on Fark today:
Tampa, Florida: Man Charged With Stealing Car, Throwing Brick At Girlfriend
Gulfport, Florida: 14 year old drug dealer accidentally dials cop, tries to sell him drugs
Seffner, Florida: County Seizes 52 Cats, Dogs From Elderly Woman’s Home
West Palm Beach, Florida: Alligator-Hunting Permits Up For Grabs. Rednecks ready to shoot em’ some Gator!
Miami, Florida: Rush Limbaugh Could Interfere With Miami Hurricane Updates
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