Florida: The Farked Up State
Here are some things going on in the refuge for criminals and crazies state…
Man arrested for shooting at Iraqi’s. Just a few problems here 1)There were no Iraqi’s present and 2)The incident occurred in Port Charlotte, Florida where the man fired at the neighbor’s air conditioning unit.
Patriot Missile Found in Tampa scrap yard. Shockingly, there was also an old World War II bomb found right off the side of a Florida highway in the same week!
Woman accused of choking and beating a woman allowed ahead of her on tea cup ride at Disney.
Another incident of a husband stabbing his wife with a sword. Apparently Florida is going back to medieval times as sword stabbings are becoming quite frequent. No word yet on whether there is a public Hamilton vs. Burr reenactment in the works.
21 year old passenger in Chevy Tahoe mooned family in Mercedes who allegedly cut them off. There was a 14 year old boy in the Mercedes so the mooner could potentially face serious charges and become a registered sex offender. Dude obviously didn’t think this one through! Then again, it’s Florida, who says anyone is thinking.
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I just read the article about the guy mooning the Mercedes… seems like no one was thinking, the cops, the family in the car and the dude with his butt out the window. While this article was amusing on one level, on another it made me want to be sick. What the hell is going on in this world and Florida in particular!
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