Sirened

Today, Washington Post columnist and dickhead Bob Novak claims that Bush is set to play risky war games between the Turks and Kurds.

The Turks are threatened by the possibility of a separate Kurdistan that could potentially take part of Turkey. As a result, Turkey has engaged Kurdish insurgents with brief skirmishes in northern Iraq. The problem may become more serious as Turkey is threatening to invade northern Iraq to battle the PKK (Kurdistan Workers Party).

 This is a big problem for the US as it could open up a new battle front in Iraq between two allies of the US. Thus, our ‘Decider’ has decided that it may be a good idea to secretly help Turkish forces battle Kurdish fighters as the US continues to be a friend to the Kurds. No word yet on what American officials will play the role of Milo and give bombing coordinates to both sides while making a hefty profit from the battles. But it’s all good, after all, everyone has a share.

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