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Archive for August 2007

August 31st, 2007

He’s Really Gone! What a Way to Return to the US!

I just came back from vacation so I wasn’t really paying much attention to all things bullshit. But I was briefly watching the news while in my hotel room in Toronto last weekend and random things were popping up telling viewers about important world events. So I’m watching this and see “Alberto Gonzalez resigns as US attorney general effective September 17th.”
When […]

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August 28th, 2007

Mike Gravel’s Gay Flashbacks

This was Mike Gravel a few weeks ago on Logo talking with Melissa Etheridge. It’s a refreshing change of pace when Gravel is not yelling at people, although the awesome awkwardness factor is of course still present. As crazy as he might come off, at least he’s not crazy enough to believe that being gay […]

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August 27th, 2007

George Bush Really Does Like Black People

Maybe ‘The Decider’ didn’t like black people when Katrina happened but then decided that they were ok. Well, they were at least ok enough to “get down with” on a trip to Africa several months back.
I wonder if these people know how much Bush is hated by African Americans. I’m sure, but they figured […]

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August 24th, 2007

Rudy Giuliani and Terror: A Match Made in Heaven

Rudy Giuliani said that if our next election is about one issue it’s terrorism, and he really means it! Unfortunately his own children don’t share the same views as his daughter is actually supporting Barack Obama for president!
A resident of New Hampshire recently asked Rudy that if his own children don’t support him then […]

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August 23rd, 2007

Reducing Our Dependence on Oil…Haha That’s Funny

This was Dick Cheney back at Bush’s last State of the Disunion address. ‘The Decider’ is babbling lies about wanting to reduce our dependence on oil as dark sith lord Cheney smirks in the background. I’m sure it was painful for Dick not to burst with laughter at this bull shit.

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August 22nd, 2007

#2 Republican Fred Thompson Still Not Officially Running

Fred Thompson has been solidly running #2 in national Republican polls but he’s still not officially running, while actually running for several months now. Some speculate that he has not made an official announcement so NBC can continue to air his Law and Order reruns and he can receive his royalty checks. Plus, while not officially running, he can comfortably […]

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August 21st, 2007

Win a Visit From Ron Paul!

The long shot Republican libertarian isn’t as much of a long shot anymore, registering 8:1 odds of being our next president according to Sportsbetting.com and other notable gambling sites.
Ron Paul has proved to have an extremely loyal internet following and subsequently has generated good revenues for a second tier candidate. Now he’s having a fundraising competition […]

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August 21st, 2007

Fight the Ticket Master In The NFL

Looking to catch Michael Vick and the dirty birds in action this year? Unfortunately, we won’t get to watch the most exciting non-quarterback to play quarterback in the history of the NFL because of his decision to be a two sport athlete: non quarterback and dog fighting ringmaster.
But if you want to see twice exiled but […]

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August 21st, 2007

Bush Doing Will Ferrell Doing Bush

Paul has this on Starked SF and it is just too good not to throw on here as well. I don’t know what kind of bizarro world this happened in but apparently it was this one. It’s Will Ferrell, I mean George Bush, I mean George Bush doing Will Ferrell, I mean George Bush doing […]

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August 21st, 2007

Senator Leahy Will Be in Next Batman Movie

Senator Patrick Leahy has announced he will be making an appearance in the next Batman movie. Leahy, is Senator of the Ben & Jerry’s state and is about as left a Senator we have, aside from fellow Ben & Jerry’s state colleague and socialist Bernie Sanders.
Leahy says he can’t disclose much about his role but came out […]

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