Fark The Sunshine State
Florida: A place for sunning, golfing, whacked out criminals and just plain old weird shit. Let’s see what’s been going on of late…
When someone gets busted for their second DUI in 3 months this is brilliant t-shirt to wear.
Redneck Floridian gives police tape of her and her husband torturing frogs, parakeets and chameleons. No word yet on whether Michael Vick was involved.
Woman puts oil on grocery store floor and stages fall. Too bad she was caught on video.
Legally armless and one legged driver who uses teeth, toes and stumps faces a handful of charges including drug possession and taking the police on a high speed chase.
St. Augustine is forming an alliance with Jamestown, Virginia to dispel the popular myth that Plymouth, Mass is America’s oldest town. It should be a survivor like showdown in the end, once St. Augustine takes down Plymouth they can then focus on taking down Jamestown.
Tampa woman attempts to collect money for the expenses of her 13 year old girls death. Just a few problems, one of which includes the fact that she was not only not dead, but waiting in the car. A forged death certificate was also included in the mix.
Dude falls out of car while trying to spit. Many things to ponder on this one.
Another great spit story. A guy crashes into a car and when bystanders go check on him he immediately starts spitting on them. After police arrive and taze him he laughs and starts spitting on him and paramedics. Good times in Mickey Mouse town.
This one is my favorite, think Janet Jackson nipple covered breast outrage. A guy in Sarasota wants to open a “clip joint” where girls in bikinis would cut your hair. But he hasn’t been able to get the permits so in protest he has been displaying two female mannequins and placing them in various sexual positions on a daily basis. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes they are not and apparently this has residents “all heated up.” There is also an elementary school across the street and one parent remarked “it’s a terrible sight, especially when you got to walk the kids, you got to take the heads and turn them away.” Yes, it’s terrible, and god forbid you learn to speak proper English!
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