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This video is remarkable on several levels. Deep down we knew Dick Cheney was no moron, he just acted like one to get us involved in the criminal war that is Iraq.
It’s incredible how spot on 1994 Dick Cheney was on what would happen if the US overthrew Saddam Hussein. The man was a genius! It’s EXACTLY how he said it would be-warring factions, questionable government, quagmire! My God, Dick Cheney is Nostradamus!
Then again, it sure helps to have the power to make the irresponsible decisions necessary to make your future visions come true. So Nostradickus, when will the insurgency …read more

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The US surge in Iraq saw unprecedented progress today with the largest suicide bombing since we invaded them in 2003. This was no ordinary truck bombing either; it was a massive coordinated effort, a sectarian violence extravaganza really.
The Decider’s plan is working brilliantly. As violence in Iraq has escalated since we invaded them, many educated Iraqi’s and millions in general have fled the nation. Attacks such as this one will only fuel more innocents to leave and allow insurgents to continue to battle it out with less people around.
As more and more Iraqi’s flee and die, the country will naturally become safer. In the end only …read more

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If you saw the Democrats debate on Youtube you saw this snowman ask the candidates about their stance on global warming. And they said it was just like a town hall meeting! Yeah, try bringing in a snowman into the town hall, he would melt.
Anyways, the friendly snowman was cited by Mitt Romney as a reason why he does not want to participate in the Youtube debates. He believes the presidential race should be above fake snowmen asking real political questions, especially ones that Republicans don’t care about.
Well, the snowman is back and now he is directly targeting Mitt …read more

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Republican libertarian candidate Ron Paul is throwing his annual birthday bbq August 26th in Texas City, Texas. So mark your calendars folks, it’s going to be a festive event involving loads of people who want to abolish the entire federal government, over some good barbeque and baked beans of course.
And the Paul camp will have lots to celebrate at the event, he did not finish last at the Iowa straw poll! He actually finished ahead of Tommy Thompson who was so embarrassed that he high tailed the event before the results were even announced. Way to embarrass an old Bush appointee …read more

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Yes, thank you everyone, let me tell you how wonderful it is to be so wealthy. Have you heard the good news yet? You know, Jesus and spirituality and how it’s important that you poor assholes work really hard so I can amass a larger fortune whilst trying to become my own ‘Decider.’
It was revealed today that Mitt Romney is worth anywhere between $190-$250 million. That really does make John Edwards look like a pauper! He’s only worth a slim $30 million.
It’s also estimated that Mitt has pumped $9 million of his own money in his bid to be the next ’Decider’ of all things …read more

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Al Gore said he invented it and it sure is a useful tool for catching up on things, research, propaganda and 15 year olds calling each other sluts. Let’s see some of the cool stuff floating about in cyberspace.
This is a great video of President Bush speaking on accountability at Starked SF. Hilarious! And holy shit, are you fucking kidding me??
Thank god, Stephen Baldwin has decided to endorse Republican medieval candidate Sam Brownback for president. And apparently, he has done his homework!
Poor people are waking up to the fact that voting for George Bush was not in their best interests. Apparently it took that second …read more

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Rap artist, presidential advisor and dark sith lord Karl Rove announced he is stepping down effective August 31st. It was a shocking announcement from a man that has been subpoenaed by Congress and widely criticized for years about his involvement in leaking CIA agent Valerie Plame’s identity.
But why has Rove decided to hang it up just because Congress subpoenaed him? Big deal, like they are even relevant in the United States government. Alberto Gonzalez appears before Congress all the time, acts like a bumbling idiot and is doing just fine. Plus, ‘The Decider’ decided to block Congress’ subpoena anyway. So why so soon Karl? Is it …read more

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Over the weekend Mitt Romney won the Iowa barn ho, I mean straw poll with 32% of the vote. A true thumpin’.
Romney criticized Rudy Giuliani and John McCain for not being there saying ”I think if they thought they could have won, they would have been here.” Plus they missed out on some great barbeque and corn on the cob.
Mike Huckabee finished second with 18% of the vote. He praised himself for doing so well despite spending far less money on the event than Romney, just a mere $100,000. He said ”This really was feeding the 5,000 with two fish and …read more

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There has been a lot of talk lately amongst prominent American political figures to bomb problem areas of northwest Pakistan. Surprisingly, President Pervez Musharraf (we’ll just call him “Moose” though) rejects this idea.
For some weird reason he thinks it’s a bad idea to have Americans bombing his country. And it seems most Pakistani’s feel the same way as the country could be on the verge of being de-stabilized. If so, chalk another one up for the American government.
But unlike many instances where the US government directly invades or creates general chaos in order to install puppet governments or remove governments they …read more

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Well, the rat race is well under way and they are only turning the first corner in what John Stewart has coined “Clusterfuck to the Whitehouse.”
These guys and gal having been talking and debating for months and will be doing so for far too much longer. So let’s have a look at each of the candidates. If you want to take a closer look at anyone, there are links to their official campaign websites, just beware, they want your money! And some of them need your money badly.
In the blue corner, weighing in at not tough enough on terror, we have the Democrats.
Hillary Clinton has become …read more

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