Sirened

Please please everyone, be patient. It will be released any day now. But thank you for all the hype and publicity for my upcoming election message. It’s much anticipated considering that I haven’t released anything since October 2004, right before your last presidential elections. I was hoping to get some write in votes then but I really didn’t register in the polls. It was too bad because 5% would have gotten matching funds for the Islamic Theocracy party.

But I figure since Labor Day traditional kicks off the American presidential campaign that I better get a head start this time. I was thinking to aim my message more to younger voters but they tend not to turn out. I’ve also dyed by beard black to appear younger, looks matter when electing a leader. I also didn’t show up to the debates because I figured that if it could work for Fred Thompson then maybe it could work for me too. We’ll see, politics is a real roller coaster, you might be down one minute but then up the next.

Image from this place.

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