Sirened

As a resident of Florida I sometimes like to write about the weirdness and criminals that add a little something extra to “the sunshine state.” Of the many criminals that flee various other states to take residence here, none are more notorious than “The Juice” OJ Simpson.

Simpson has been a resident of Miami for a solid decade now, ever since his “dream team” of lawyers acquitted him of murdering 2 people at his Beverly Hills estate. Since then he has enjoyed the Florida sunshine and the many golf courses our state has to offer. He has also enjoyed our favorable state laws towards criminals that have prevented the Goldman family from touching most of his assets.

During OJ’s time in Florida he has been involved in a road rage incident (easy to find on a busy Miami highway) and had his home raided by the Feds. He has not disappointed the Florida standard of idiocy within our borders or outside of them as is evident in his latest encounter with law enforcement in Las Vegas. Nobody takes “the juice’s” shit without getting a gun to their face!

Here’s to you OJ for making my state all the more rich with ridiculousness!

Image from this place.

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