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Today it was announced that Al Gore and some 2,000 scientists from various fields were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for their efforts in discovering the global warming. The 2,000 scientists were thrown together by the World Meteorological Organization and the United Nations Environment Program in 1988, so there was nearly 2 decades of research done. Of course, the name that matters most here is Al Gore.

This is another great notch in Al Gore’s belt and he can put his Nobel next to his Academy Award on his bedroom night stand. Other great accomplishments for Gore include being elected president of the USA in 2000 and declaring that he had invented the most useful innovation of our time, the internet. Subsequently, ‘The Decider’ decided to invent something called “the internets” and that is the program I currently use. It is like Al Gore’s internet but different.

It’s not clear what Al Gore will do next. Many would like to see him elected president again; others would like to see him get elected and have Bush declare the elections invalid due to the war on terror. And others would like to tar and feather Al Gore and drive their SUV’s through him.

Gore has put on some weight over the years but with some solid training and advice from Balco he could make a run at World’s Strongest Man. Or he could go the other way and train for the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest and give Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut a solid run for the toilet. Who knows, with Al Gore the skies the limit, unless he discovers that it is falling.

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