Arnie to “Terminate” California Wildfires
Thank god Arnold “Former Austrian Bodybuilder and Womanizer” Schwarzenneger is Governor of California during these difficult times. When Arnie ran for office he vowed to terminate all things bad about California and turn them into vunderful things. Now thousands of Californians are displaced from their homes and the state is burning quicker than Tommy Chong’s bong during Burning Man.
Let’s take a look back at a young Arnie at Brazil’s Carnival. Like Giuliani said after 9/11 “thank goodness George Bush is our president,” thank goodness this fine observer of Brazilian tail heads the largest state in our Union.
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