Sirened

It’s a new month so let’s see what the hell is still the same.

Apparently those Blackwater guys in Iraq who are governed by the state of Noplaceland have been acting pretty reckless for awhile. Let’s “shoot” for victory boys!

Did you know that the Ukraine has a Prime Minister that looks like a Slavic version of Princess Leah? It’s got the guys at Wonkette going gaga.

Some folks think that starving African children need food more than cheap lap tops. Yeah, but how can they purchase delicious Omaha steaks without a computer?

What’s the real reason traditional allies don’t like Americans as much as they used to? This article from The Slate says that it’s mostly because the US has proved to be increasingly incompetent in its overseas endeavors. What? Are they talking about our beloved ‘Decider’ and his complete Middle East fuckups??

Britney Spears lost custody of her kids. Really? Was she actually trying to keep custody of them?

Billary’s gold rush continues as she raised a personal best $27 million for the 3rd quarter of this year. Jesus, that’s like the GDP of Haiti.

Isiah Thomas was found guilty of sexual harrassment and the Knicks organization must pay Anucha Browne Sanders $11.6 million in damages. I just hope it doesn’t affect the team’s chances at an NBA title this year.

Looks like the government may make it mandatory that a warning label be placed on red meat packaging where carbon monoxide is used to keep the meat looking red and fresh. Damnit don’t warn me! I don’t want to know this!

Lady Liberty image from this place.

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