Sirened

Well, it’s Halloween and hopefully everyone will enjoy giving out some candy, seeing some smiling children’s faces and then watching them leave, not to return to rape you of delicious chocolates until next year. And if you don’t have candy, here’s hoping none of you wake up with toilet paper and eggs on your roof or to your door bell ringing to find a flaming paper bag of dog poop on your doorstep.

It’s official, Stephen Colbert and Doritos will not pay the $35,000 it will cost to be on the republican ballot in the South Carolina primary as he hoped. Thus, he will only be on the democratic ballot.

Dennis Kusinich wants George Bush to have his head examined. Literally.

Wal-Mart is moving up their “Black Friday” this year. Does this mean lead toys Santa Claus will also come sooner?

Hillary Clinton announces that she officially agrees with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer that illegal immigrants should be able to get drivers licenses. Yeah, but what will happen to the back of the pick up truck commute business?

Lots of Hollywood moviemakers go all out to create expensive special effects. But here is some advice to make scary effects much more affordable, using celebrity body parts.

Evil pumpkin image from this place.

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