Sirened

When Dennis Kusinich ran for president in 2004 he had no spouse and no girlfriend. In Dennis’s magical lucky charms world he knew that he needed a first lady in order to become president of this fictional kingdom. So in the run-up to the democratic nomination Dennis told any interested ladies to contact him via his website.

While Kusinich didn’t come close to winning the democratic nomination he did land a queen to reign over Numenor. Elizabeth Kusinich is an avid social activist but perhaps her most noble charitable contribution was marrying Dennis. While Kusinich is once again running for president with zero chance of winning, at least this time he’s doing it in style with a solid trophy wife. It’s truly a wonderful story that gives hope to young elves all throughout our great land.

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