Democrats Debated in Vegas Baby! Vegas!
Last night the democrats held another debate where most of the same topics were discussed with as much in-depth analysis as ESPN’s Chris Berman’s 2 minute football drill. Unfortunately, Chris Dodd was not given the opportunity to bring up his hypothetical lesbian daughters like he has enjoyed doing in the past. And Dennis Kusinich did not get to talk about UFO’s nor did Hillary speak in any phony southern accents.
Mike Gravel wasn’t there either, so overall it was an extremely boring debate. Joe Biden is the only one that provides any comic relief now as he waits for a good opportunity to make one of his patented foot in the mouth smart ass comments. Albeit, he wasn’t too bad last night, when all the candidates were asked if they would support the eventual democratic nominee, Biden bluntly joked that hell, he wouldn’t support any of them.
I would seriously like to see Joe Biden pants Bill Richardson, that guy really shits me. He always ignores his time limit, steals other candidates ideas and seems to just make up crap as he goes along. When Richardson babbles his ideas, I just imagine a 5 year old jumping around trying to catch bubbles with their hands.
One of the topics addressed again last night was illegal immigration which was certainly pertinent with the debates being held in Las Vegas. Anybody who has been there knows how you get constantly harassed by the illegals in the headphones with their red t-shirts, as they try and force their escort/prostitution cards on you. It’s actually pretty entertaining though, last time I was there I made a concerted effort to try and collect as many sex cards as possible, my wife and I managed to collect about 200 of them from the illegals!
Anyways, I have no idea what the next president is going to do about illegal immigration but we at least need guest worker visas for the Las Vegas Mexican sex card workers. I just don’t think Vegas would be the same without the sights and sounds of these folks smacking their porn cards together to get your attention.
Photo of me collecting Vegas sex cards from illegals.
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