Sirened

The republicans are currently debating for the last time before the Iowa caucuses on Jan. 3 and something really weird has happened, somehow the republicans have allowed a black man into their debates! Have I been in a coma and it’s April Fool’s day or something?

Anyways, just when you thought all the candidates that were running were in, there’s yet another one! And I thought Fred ‘Frankenberry’ Thompson jumped into the mix late. But shit, I guess Keyes woke up today and thought hell I want to run for president again and decided to show up in Iowa. And in an effort to show that republicans do in fact like black people, they let him in.

Keyes has previously run for the republican presidential nomination and gotten crushed. I guess he figured why be a dumbass and waste all this time like other zero chances like Tom Tancredo and Duncan Hunter. Now those guys are the stupid ones, if they were smart they would have pulled an Alan Keyes.

Token black republican image from the Chicago Tribune.

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