Around the Internets…7 Days Until Christmas!
It’s just a week until Christmas and lots of kids are being extra good in anticipation of Santa’s upcoming visit. But Sirened would like to remind all kids that the best way for optimal gift receiving is to upgrade to parents that are in a higher tax bracket. Either that or befriend a wealthy and lonely old person who has nobody else to give stuff to. Good luck!
Christmas is about gifts and cash?!? Get the fuck out!
Will ordinary gifts just not cut it this year? If that’s the case check out these super premium gift ideas.
There’s a whole lotta Santa Claus parades going on this time of year. Even the Canadians do them.
Interested in what Ron Paul may have thought about his $6 million dollar day? Check out his fake blog on Newsgroper.
What celebrity couple may or may not be getting divorced this holiday season? Spoiler alert: She has big fake boobs!
Tis’ the season to be suing racist debt collectors.
What did Joe Lieberman give the democrats for Christmas? An endorsement of John ‘Walnuts’ McCain. Luckily nobody gives a shit about Joe Lieberman or ‘Walnuts’ for that matter.
Santa and his bag o’ toys from SantaClaus.info
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