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Barney Christmas 2007

Well, it’s December and that means there’s another installment of President Num Nuts, his family and his two stupid dogs parading around the White House making jackasses of themselves. In this edition, Barney and Miss Beasley are seeking to be junior national park rangers but ‘The Decider’ decides that they need to learn about national parks while he goes off and presumably learns about geography and the English language.

Former British Prime Minister and President Num Nuts minion Tony Blair makes a special appearance to personally congratulate Bush’s dogs on achieving their stupid fake accomplishment. It’s nice to see Tony Blair having zero shame with his role as White House gimp. After all, he needs something to do since the British people booted his ass out of office.

Dick Cheney does not make an appearance here; I assume he was too busy deciding which national parks are best suited for oil drilling and Halliburton waste. That combined with the hectic schedule of building the Death Star makes his time much too precious for shenanigans such as this.

2 Responses to “Barney Christmas 2007”

  1.   bellie
    December 18th, 2007 | 1:30 pm

    I must admit I was excited to see what adventures Barney and Miss Beasley would get up to this year!! I think last years production was far better then this one.

  2.   Alex
    December 18th, 2007 | 11:35 pm

    I think next year they should do a Lassie ripoff and have Barney and Miss Beasley rescue ‘The Decider’ from a well he fell into.


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