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The republicans are currently debating for the last time before the Iowa caucuses on Jan. 3 and something really weird has happened, somehow the republicans have allowed a black man into their debates! Have I been in a coma and it’s April Fool’s day or something?
Anyways, just when you thought all the candidates that were running were in, there’s yet another one! And I thought Fred ‘Frankenberry’ Thompson jumped into the mix late. But shit, I guess Keyes woke up today and thought hell I want to run for president again and decided to show up in Iowa. And in an effort to show that republicans do in fact like black …read more

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Yes, and make sure not to bend over this holiday season if you actually use Expedia, Travelocity, etc. to book a flight and then need to make changes. This is an absolute nightmare story from The Consumerist about one person’s recent encounter with ‘the roaming gnome’. About 7 years ago I myself booked a Delta ticket to Sweden with Expedia, needed to make some changes and was passed back and forth between the two companies, costing me hours of my time.
These days I never book tickets with these companies but use them to search all the time. They are a great search tool for …read more

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Last week President Num Nuts’ daughter Jenna appeared on carpet munching Ellen Degeneres’ show to promote her new children’s book. Ellen asked Jenna how easy it is to get a hold of her parents and if she could just call them anytime. Sure I suppose, as long as Bush isn’t giving one of his speeches on bombing the piss out of someone or hating on the gays.
So muff gobbler Ellen asks Jenna to call them and one quick transfer gets her through to her dim witted Mom who says that she and Daddy are just chillin’ in the middle …read more

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Yup, that’s Al Gore (and some random Indian dude who won a prize too but who cares?) with his latest award that he is sure to gloat about for years. I suppose he deserves it though after he got robbed of that whole presidency thing and num nuts came into power.
Gore didn’t hold back from scaring everyone though. He threatened major polluting nations saying that they must act or ”stand accountable before history for their failure to act.” Being that this was aimed particularly at the USA, China and India should we consider his remarks an act of war? Will major polluting nations form …read more

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Saying Michael Vick blew it is certainly an understatement. Dude should be playing Monday night football tonight against the Saints and instead is in prison and has just been sentenced for nearly 2 years. Really, he should have gotten some extra prison time just for being fucking stupid.
Anyways, if you hate Michael Vick but have a sadistic sense of humor, or love him (and if you’re a fan of pit bull fighting why wouldn’t you?) pick up this t-shirt from A Drunk Buffalo T-Shirt Company. It really is damn wrong but I think it’s hilarious-yeah I’m an asshole. But if you purchase one of these t-shirts $1 …read more

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Wonder what happens with all that intelligence that gets thrown around? This video features Barry the cherry explaining it to Mr. Big Stick the cat. It’s about as mature and insightful as some of the intelligence itself.

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Every politician seeks critical celebrity endorsements and Barack Obama has one of the biggest-The Oprah. Oprah has made no secret of liking Obama, she actually selected him as her democratic presidential candidate before he even declared he was running. Last year Oprah said she would love to see Obama as president and thus Obama’s presidential bid began.
But today this endorsement was taken to a new level as Oprah spoke in Des Moines, Iowa on Obama’s behalf. This is huge because women do what the Oprah says they should do-what they should read, what car to buy, what toilet paper to wipe their ass and …read more

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Governor, seeking to be presidential or state dictator, Bill Richardson is asking his state employees to take some vacation time over the holidays to go and bug more people in Iowa on his behalf. Ok, so this is actually a picture of Saddam Hussein, but he looks a little like Bill Richardson in this one doesn’t he?
A little cheap here? Perhaps, but if Mitt Romney can call Barack Obama Osama, than anything’s kosher. Besides, I’m not the one running for president.
Anyways, Richardson is an up himself tool. The late Jim Valvano once said “don’t give up, don’t ever give up.” Bill Richardson-please ignore this. With good …read more

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Tom Tancredo has clearly become as desperate as the scrabble team on prom night. And no Tom, this still doesn’t get you your own category here like pretty much all the other presidential candidates have.

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Back when Bostonians got pissed about “taxation without representation” they dumped an assload of British tea into the harbor. Well, in the spirit of revolution, Ron Paul supporters are planning to dump a blimp into the Boston harbor! Ok, so they are not actually going to have it plunge into the harbor (I don’t think) but they are planning to have it arrive there on Dec. 15th.
The Ron Paul blimp is scheduled to leave Elizabeth City, NC on Dec. 10th and arrive in Boston Dec. 15th. It is unclear whether a man dressed as ”V” from V For Vendetta will come parachuting down onto …read more

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