Sirened

Well, it’s just 10 days until Christmas and Santa’s elves are working extra hard to get those toys ready for all the good little boys and girls. Of course, you don’t really need to be that good-what matters more here kids is what tax bracket your parents fall into. Santa much prefers higher tax brackets and tends to reward these children much more.  

But luckily Santa has been working extra hard to make more cost efficient toys so middle and lower class kids can get even more crap to rot their brains with items. For starters he has gotten rid of the old elves-the ones that demanded higher wages, health care, vacation and other excessive nonsense. These elves did not get the true spirit of Christmas and simply had to go. 

Also, Santa has gotten into recycling and reusing garbage toy materials. The changes Santa has made will allow for a much larger quantity of shit toys to be distributing to a larger number of boys and girls. The elves have been working slave overtime hours to make sure this is a wonderful Christmas for all. Just 10 more days! Hooray! 

Santa’s elves from this joint.

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