Write In The Ron Paul Blimp on Your Ballot
My sister just texted me from Orlando and informed me that the Ron Paul blimp just rolled into town. Damn! My wife and I just came back from Orlando last night as we were there for Christmas. Apparently the blimp is currently hovering around Lake Eola (downtown Orlando) and will be spending a few days in O-town. According to the flight plan on RonPaulBlimp.com the blimp will be flying over the Capitol One Bowl just before kickoff on New Year’s Day. Woohoo!
The Ron Paul blimp has had to migrate down south due to the freezing weather up north (apparently blimp organizers neglected to take into account the fact that it is winter). Who knew?
The blimp is providing flying billboard advertising for people to google Ron Paul and perhaps vote for him in the republican primaries. But I am calling on republican voters in Florida to do something different. Write in the Ron Paul Blimp! And you don’t even have to live in Florida to write in the blimp, people in Iowa can caucus for the blimp on January 3rd and then people can actually cast their votes for the blimp in New Hampshire on Jan. 8th and South Carolina on Jan 19th.
Folks, this is a revolutionary blimp as it is the first to fly in a presidential campaign. Let’s make this even more historic by making it the first blimp to register in the primaries! Go blimp go!
Ron Paul blimp pilot from RonPaulBlimp.com
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Since the blimp is hovering around Lake Eola, can we now call the Blimp, Air-Eola!?
Ed-that was funny and clever! I can tell you’re just a bit of a boob man from the other comment you left on the caucus post.
By the way, we can learn a thing or two about boobs on TV from other free countries. In both France and Greece I saw full blown XXX porn on regular TV. Yet, even Comedy Central blurs out boobs at like 2am! WTF??
Thanks Alex. I just found this blog site while looking up caucuses. I like what you’ve done.
Is there a way to e-mail you? And I’m ore than just a boob man. I say if we’re more open and honest about sex and sexuality, we’ll have less crime and violence. Thank God my wife agrees with me.
Thanks for the nice words Ed! That’s most appreciated! Yeah, my email is alexkallimanis@gmail.com
I totally agree with you Ed. Prostitution is legal in Australia and most of Europe and while there are still date rapes, they are less frequent and there are less rapes out of sexual frustration.
Many American “puritans” want to bottle everything up and they don’t understand the ramifications of those decisions. Jesus, why don’t we just let the Taliban run this country?
Anyways, thanks again Ed.
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