Sirened

This is a picture of Barack Hussein Obama and Michelle Obama from the 1980’s. Is it just me or does Barack kinda look like Michael Jackson before Michael turned himself into a freakishly weird white man? Given the striking resemblance, could Barack Obama potentially pull a thriller and exhibit the same type of weird behavior as president of the United States of America? Can we as a nation afford this?

Also, have you heard that Obama’s middle name is Hussein!?! You know, same name as that guy we’ve spent hundreds of billions to topple and then we had him hung by a bunch of thugs who videoed it on their cellphones. What impact will a Hussein have in the White House?

Anyways, it might be a good transition from Bush to Hussein as king of America’s 50 states and foreign colonies.

And what about John McCain? Well, that guy spent 5 and 1/2 years living in Vietnam!! Who knows what kind of connections he made with Charlie and how much the communist Vietnamese lifestyle has impacted him. Are we ready for a president who is essentially 1/8th Vietnamese?? I don’t know about all this…

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