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Did anyone catch Tucker Carlson’s last show on MSNBC? Probably not, and that’s why it got cancelled. If you want more proof of why the show got cancelled, check out his ridiculous exit. Apparently he thought it was a good idea to do some odd Latin type dance where he may or may not be worshipping pagan deities. He looks like he’s having a great time though and I guess that’s all that matters in bowtie world. Also, notice the big leg kicks from the man he is dancing with, great stuff fella’s!

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Fatar always gets testy when you touch his doner

The sign seems to indicate that only fresh poop is prohibited

The biggest Aussie joint in town leaves a little something to be desired
Photos from my personal collection

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It’s no secret that many Americans live beyond their means-with stuff needing to be bigger and better than neighbor Joe’s flashy new fangled gadgets. The combination of irresponsible lending and people dumbassary (with the government very much included) has helped to build a giant debt bubble over the United States.
First there were the sub prime mortgages and now all the talk is equity loans. In return for cold hard cash to spend on gambling, boozing and whoring in Vegas (among other things), many Americans gave up valuable equity on their homes.
The amount and cost? 1.1 Trillion and Americans owning less …read more

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Well, another sun has risen so it’s another day of Kim Jong Il getting testy about his precious nucwear weapons and Type A Dong.
This morning 11 South Korean government officials were booted out of the country in retaliation to the mounting pressure for North Korea to dismantle its Dong. But wait… Didn’t they finally agree to do this? Oh yeah, their word is about as genuine as a gaze into Vladimir Putin’s eyes when he regretfully must release your face from the judo mat.
All 11 government officials were working in Kaesong, a factory town where South Korean companies employee some …read more

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We’ve all gotten them: Emails from various companies with the return address DoNotReply.com. Obviously that’s pretty obvious to those paying attention, but do you know what happens if you do reply?
It’s not what you might otherwise think from the picture, they don’t get transfered to 12 year old kids in India (although they should!). Especially considering what does happen if you reply.
According to this story from the Washington Post they go to Chet Faliszek’s email. Who the hell is that you ask? Good question! He’s the man that gets all the replies to do not reply!
Now the next question is …read more

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Yesterday President Bush spoke about an unfortunate milestone for the United States-4,000 troop deaths in Iraq. And of all days for us to hit this sad mark, it came on Easter Sunday with a roadside bomb that killed 4 soldiers.
Regarding the occasion, Bush said “One day, people will look back at this moment in history and say, ‘Thank God there were courageous people willing to serve, because they laid the foundations for peace for generations to come.’ ” Yes, and most people will also look back and say, too bad we had ‘Numb Nuts’ for president.
Anyways, to all those who …read more

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Want to live in one of America’s cleanest cities? Head down to Florida (also home to some of America’s angriest cities). According to Forbes, Florida has 4 of the top 10 cleanest cities in the United States; based largely on clean air and water quality. So here’s the top 10:
1)Miami, FL

2)Seattle, Wash

3)Jacksonville, FL

4)Orlando, FL

5)Portland, Oregon
6)San Francisco, Cali
7)Oklahoma City
8)Tampa-St. Petersburg, FL
9)Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minn
10)San Jose-Sunnyvale, Cali
Of interest, when Men’s Health made their list of America angriest cities, Miami ranked 7th, Jacksonville ranked 9th, Tampa ranked 12th, St. Petersburg ranked 2nd and Orlando ranked 1st! Is there some correlation here? Do Floridians …read more

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Hope the Easter Bunny filled your sack with lots of eggs!
Photo from Wikimedia Commons 

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I was going to get her flowers but the chocolate cocks caught my eye
Tom had other obligations but he couldn’t resist stopping to gawk at large wheels of cheese
Every week the gang gets together for a game of whose underwear is that anyways?
Photos from my personal collection

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Well, by now everyone and their grandmother knows that fine prostitute connosuier Eliot Spitzer was only known as governor to most.
To the people of New York he was their governor, the man who oversaw the laws and affairs of their homeland. To people outside New York, he was a controversial governor who pressed for allowing illegal immigrants to carry drivers licenses.
But the FBI had a much more simple name for Mr. Spitzer, to them he was simply known as Client #9. One of several Johns who frequented the high priced Emporers Club.
To commemorate this special event A Drunk Buffalo T …read more

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