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He’s here, he’s here! No, not just the toy Pope encased in glass in the Pope Room at Bucca Di Beppo but the real deal, the crusty old white guy from the Di Vinci Code!

Yup, Emperor Palpetine Pope Benedict XVI, formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger the Cardinal and even formerly known as “Joe” the Nazi youth landed yesterday in Washington by means of flying contraption. Upon arrival, Master Bush and his family greeted the Emperor and offered him a bounty of young boys to do as he wished their warmest wishes.

Today the uber fashionable Pope was at the White House and met with Master Bush again to discuss world domination by religiously brainwashing people the pressing issues facing the world today and how different opinions can be crushed resolved.

Today is also the pontiff’s birthday and while Master Bush and his apprentices are throwing him a 5 star skull and bones birthday bash, the Pope is unable to attend due to his strictly regimented rejuvenation therapy that involves him being cryo-genetically frozen every Wednesday evening until Thursday morning to preserve his holiness for the afterlife (details can be found in the Vatican Library).

On Friday the White Sith Lord Pope will travel from Washington to New York where he will be shacking up with an old bishop pal of his on the Upper East side of Manhattan. It won’t be all fun and games for the old chums though as his Popeness has a busy few days of blessing and condemning things. May the force be with him!

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