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While John McCain looks for things to do while hanging out at Cracker Barrel, the democratic race is still up for grabs. Just when you think Obama has put the dagger in Clinton, Hillary finds fresh new ways to re-invent herself to pander to the state she’s running in (guns and drinking in Pennsylvania was the previous one).

Obama seems frustrated by the fact that he can’t, in the words of Mortal Combat, finish her! There was of course his famous “can I just eat my waffle?” remark when asked by journalists in a diner what he thought of Hamas’ endorsement of his candidacy.

Of course, Hillary has been frustrated and irritable for months now, going from heavy favorite to long shot, do whatever it takes, scrap and claw like an angry dog, destroy the democratic party if I have to candidate. In early January, when the polls were heavily in her corner she said that “the voters will decide.” Then when the voters decided she said that the Super Delegates should decide because they know more about the process. Very convenient stuff-also 100% USDA certified bullshit.

Recently Hillary jumped on the John McCain train to senior discounts by advocating for the gas tax holiday. Barack Obama (and like every economist) have denounced the “holiday” because ultimately the price of gas would barely drop as oil companies would just raise their prices to make even greater hordes of cash (remember kids and old fogies like John McCain, gasoline, like cigarettes and alcohol is relatively inelastic).

The gas tax holiday has been a contentious issue particularly in Indiana where poll after poll has shown both candidates in a statistical dead heat for weeks. And with Obama’s denouncement of the proposal, Hillary has used this as another reason for why Obama hates Americans.

Anyways, on yet another very important day in the process, here’s a clip of Hillary’s beloved ‘Slick Willy’ on why you should vote for Obama. Doh!

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