Finally! Stuffed animals you can win for people you hate!
Haditha and Ashwir always enjoy a peaceful stroll through the park on their way to the Sunday stoning.
Red Dress: “I can’t believe you forgot to rent the limo.”
Black Dress: (under her breath) “whore.”
photo credit: personal collection
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This is a hilarious video of Faux News favorite Bill O’Reilly from back in the day on Inside Edition, his teleprompter doesn’t work and he goes absolutely bat shit over it. He kinda reminds me of a far far more intense version of Bill Murray’s weatherman character in the film Groundhog Day.
Anyways, this is another one for the ‘LOL’ category that I started earlier this week after I witnessed the totally awesome Gary Kasparov flying penis helicopter video.
Everyone knows he’s black right? Ok, just checking. That was a public service announcement on behalf of Hillary ‘I Will Get More White Votes’ Clinton.
Some Americans may not know Obama is black yet however, as new polls show him 8 points ahead of John McCain, 48%-40%. I assume the other 12% of voters said they will support the real American that is running for president.
If that’s the case, it doesn’t matter that Obama is black because he would garner additional support as not being the foreigner on the ballot come November. For those who don’t know, John McCain is …read more
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Just when people think gas prices have to settle, for at least a bit, they just keep getting higher, this time hitting a new record of $135 a barrel.
Yesterday politicians on Capitol Hill held another dog and pony show with oil executives and of course, they are not to blame. OPEC? Not to blame. Excessive Consumption? Well, at one time President Bush said that was a fundamental right of Americans.
With gas prices at over $4 a gallon, many Americans fear gas could at some point hit, hell who knows? Imagine $9 a gallon?!? That would be outrageous and unbelievable! Of …read more
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Democrats haven’t won white middle class voters since 1964. Ouch!
What’s wrong with marriage these days and what are some potential solutions?
John McCain seeks to win the internets.
Many Jewish Americans are tense about Barack Obama’s candidacy because he may lack the huevos to bomb Iran.
Iraqi forces welcomed into Sadr City without the help of American troops.
Personalized German stamps now have Nazi’s circulating the country.
Top Republican VP candidates gearing up for a weekend bbq with John McCain.
Joe Lieberman will not be satisfied until Palestine and Iran are wiped off the face of the Earth.
Hillary Clinton’s argument that she is winning the popular …read more
It’s not very often that I discuss Russian politics on this site because frankly it’s usually not that funny, what with the poisoning of political dissidents and growing Nazi youth movement. This however, is a rare exception that is most definitely worth a minimum of two viewings. I challenge you to watch this video just once and not want to see Gary Kasparov’s heroic sidekick firmly swat the flying penis helicopter out of the air…again and perhaps again! NBA shot blocking specialist Marcus Camby, eat your heart out!
Kasparov, former chess world champion and outspoken critic of Russian “democracy,” …read more
You know you are doing something right when you’re a black presidential candidate (like Barry Hussein Obama) and you get the endorsement of a former KKK member. That’s what just happened for Barack, as former racist and 91 year old West Virginia senator Robert Byrd endorsed Obama today.
In a statement, Byrd said “I believe that Barack Obama is a shining young statesman, who possesses the personal temperament and courage necessary to extricate our country from this costly misadventure in Iraq, and to lead our nation at this challenging time in history.”
That’s quite a contrast from the Robert Byrd of old, …read more
This past Saturday, John McCain made an appearance on Saturday Night Live, a show that like him, used to be young and fresh, instead of old and stale.
McCain did two bits on the show, the first was making his pitch about why he is the most experienced candidate to be president…because he is old, really really old. He also isn’t afraid to tackle all the wasteful spending of pork barrel projects, like clean water and post offices.
In the second segment, on SNL’s Weekend Update, McCain urges democrats not to rush in picking a candidate. Why decide at the …read more
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Utrecht is a beautiful Dutch city of about 250,000 that is only a 45 minute train ride south of Amsterdam. The city is like a cross between Amsterdam, Paris and Venice. Anyways, here’s the jackass perspective on it!
The only thing that’s really Italian about Martin is his gondola (that and whistling at every woman that walks by him in the town square).
Helga only hangs out in her bra on sunny days.
The Van Der Stroop family dinner was going splendidly until German cousin Fritz fondly reminisced about his days in the Nazi youth camp.
If anybody would like to interject a jackass …read more
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Well, this is really only fitting I suppose. Especially when the President of the United States seems to care more about Israel and its interests than that of his own country. It’s hard to explain why else he would take a cheap (and bullshit) shot at an American politician in front of the Israeli parliament.
Anyways, republicans and Effexor, a match made in heaven!
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