Buy a John McCain Condom Today!
The US economy needs a jump start and perhaps the presidential elections will be just the ticket. At the moment you can pick up John McCain condoms at McCaincondoms.com. Don’t think these are just novelty condoms either, they are in fact the real deal!
McCain condoms are “old but not expired” and the site advertises that you should “give your ‘troops’ the protection they need.”
The condoms aren’t cheap, they are $9.95 for a pair plus $3 for shipping and handling. But hey, if you want to last longer I’m sure seeing John McCain on your johnson will be right for you!
So head over today and pick up John McCain’s stimulus package.
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2 Comments
Alex,
Thank you! John McCain prophylactics are just what this country needs right now! They should start making these and distributing them for free at Planned Parenthood Centers around the U.S.
Or, if we need to pay for them, the funds/proceeds should go to some sort of fund, maybe social security… lord knows he needs it.
hahahaha
Thanks for the laughs,
Ryan M. Rodriguez
Thanks Ryan! haha. Yeah I like the idea of McCain condoms at Planned Parenthood! McCain is supposed to be a maverick that’s willing to work both sides of the aisle. But his ideas aren’t exactly exciting the youth, maybe this is what he needs.
Or at least have the condoms distributed on college campuses. People might be more inclined if they saw “Vote McCain” on their pecker!