John McCain’s Straight Talk on Womanizing
While these days John McCain looks more like Emperor Palpetine, there was a time (during Shakespeare’s era) that Johnie Mac was big pimpin’-. I’ve talked before about John McCain’s Brazilian sexcapade, when he was a young buck in the Navy, doing what sailors do best on shore leave-getting drunk and hammering home some locals.
What’s been coming up more in the news lately though is McCain’s first wife, Carol McCain. She wasn’t discussed so much during the primaries because McCain’s mother Roberta kept her locked in the nuclear bunker under her home. She was then released when McCain became the presumptive nominee.
Back in the day Carol McCain was a nice catch for Johnie McBush, she was a model and McCain had a thing for models. But an unfortunate and ironic thing happened when Johnie was captured by ‘Charlie’ and while having his testicles electroshocked, his wife was in a terrible car accident that left her temporarily paralyzed.
When McCain came home from Vietnam he was probably surprised to find that his ex-model wife was still waiting around for him-then he saw why. Due to the nature of her severe injuries, doctors had to remove parts of her legs that left her 6 inches shorter, she had also put on weight and was in crutches. In a nutshell, she was no longer acceptable or useful to playboy McCain.
McCain has admitted to having girlfriends while his disfigured wife waited around at home for him. One of those was his now wife Cindy who was very attractive, 18 years his younger and rich with powerful connections-perfect for an ambitious ladies man like McCain.
Having found his golden ticket, Johnie wasted no time dumping the old and marrying the new. Cindy has proved a suitable wife for McCain, except of course when he’s had affairs. These days McCain is too old for womanizing however, preferring instead to run for president in order to enact his ‘Dr. Strangelove’ style apocalypse. Bomb bomb bomb Iran-what else is a powerful washed up playboy supposed to do anyways?
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4 Comments
Well, finally! France can’t have all of the slutty politicians.
What I find most surprising is that his ex-wife is one of his biggest supporters and it seems that she totally understands why he left her. She must have severe brain damage from the car wreck.
And, the timing is a questionable. I am under the impression that he met Cindy when he was still married to Carol and the ink on his divorce papers was barely dry when he married the young, hot, rich, and well-connected Cindy.
Yes, and we can’t forget Italy! Bush’s good buddy Silvio Berlusconi is quite the charmer with the ladies! hehe. His wife put a piece out in the papers last year about how much he’s embarrassed her by openly flirting with women.
But yes, John met Cindy while he was still married to Carol. After he divorced Carol, he married Cindy just 1 month later! But he’s says they were just friends before the divorce. lol. Sure!
His first wife is one of his supporters because she has to be.
McCain pays for her medical bills (or rather- Cindy pays for her medical bills) in return for her keeping quiet and docile, just like a good exwife should.
McCain disgusts me, and I can’t understand why former Hillary supporters are flocking to him.
Melissa-That’s very true. She perhaps might think otherwise if the McCain’s weren’t giving her money.
As for Hillary supporters flocking to McCain, there is a name for that-morons. lol