Sirened

If Barack Obama truly is the next JFK, he certainly needs a blond bomb shell to prove it. Happy birthday mister presidential hopeful because you’ve found that in Scarlett Johansson!

In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails?” Yeah sure, you would think that if it was Rosie O’Donnell or Whoopi Goldberg but it’s Scarlett Johansson. You make time!

In that Politico interview, Johansson also talked about how she’s helping her crush get elected president “I’ll tell them I have some extra time, and ask where they can use me for two days. I’ll do cold calls, public service announcements, all different things to help out.” Cold calls! Can you imagine sitting on your couch and having the phone ring to find Johansson on the other end? You may want to nuke Iran, but you’ll probably give Scarlett a couple minutes.

Anyways, Michelle Obama must be on Barack’s ass about this because yesterday he came out and denied that Scarlett even has his personal email, saying an email was passed through his personal assistant Reggie Love. Barack said “she sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me. I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.”

So either Scarlett Johansson is delusional or Barack Obama is lying, either way Michelle is a drag and Scarlett must be crushed. Come on, even Natalie Portman recently said that Scarlett’s breasts are so spectacular that even she wanted to touch them. Geez, when are we going to have a bachelor running for president? Oh yeah, we had Bill Clinton, never mind!

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