Ryanair to Offer Blow Jobs in Business Class!
This is Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary talking about Ryanair’s plans for transcontinental flights. In economy you’ll be able to fly dirt cheap, but they’ll be no frills, so you’ll have to bring your own oral sex. To compensate, business class seats will be very expensive because they will include blow jobs. So screw you Virgin Airlines!
And wow, while American air travel continues to get suckier and suckier by the day, Ryanair plans to literally get you sucked while you fly.
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OMG! No wonder American airlines are having such a difficult time competing!
So, I if working the Business Class cabin will be a junior or senior position for those hard working girl (and guy) flight attendants!
P.S. There has to be a German word for “blowjob!”
Alex, Germany is your neighbor, you should get on that and find a translation! lol
Yeah that girl just didn’t want to say it! I just looked it up, it’s einen blasen. lol
http://www.dict.cc/german-english/jdm+einen+blasen.html
Me thinkest Ryanairs flights to the US might violate FAA regulations. They may just want to implement this plan on flights to Mediterranean countries.