John McCain Must Pick Up “Master of the Internet”
Holy crap, I had to watch about two minutes of this clip before I realized this was real and not a joke. Here’s a terribly wonderful infomercial from 1994 about “mastering the internet”, featuring Napoleon Dynamites brother’s doppelganger and filmed in Florida, of course.
Did you know that in 1994 there were 10,000 people using Al Gore’s internets?-”And in the next decade that number is expected to go up by 50%.” Wow, he really goes out on a limb with that projection. I mean seriously, he really thought that 15,000 people would be on the internet by 2004? Yeah sure, and the United States government would owe billions to China!
Anyways, speaking of mastering internets, John McCain admits he is starting to learn. In a recent New York Times interview, McCain said that for now, his staffers open the internets for him but says “I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself.”
Wow, McCain simply must pick up these wonderful video tapes about mastering internet tubes. If he did he would have access to powerful tools, such as finding out the weather in Dallas…in just 10 minutes. So George BuCain, what are you waiting for? Call today!
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