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I’m Paul Springer, the other new writer at Sirened. Alex has been here all along; we both came over with the acquisition of Level 9 Media last year. I’ve been the writer at StarkedSF.com, which is being merged into Sirened.

My specialities include abrasive commentary and merciless satire.

Here’s a reprint of some opinions I expressed over Il Douche’s war rhetoric.

(A couple of caveats: I’m not on anyone’s side. I often refer to the current president as Il Douche, a heartfelt nod to the dictator Benito Mussolini, or Il Duce.)

Title: Bush on Iraq, or Satan’s Codpiece Speaks.

Every American should take a good long look at the text of Il Douche’s Thursday address on the Iraq catastrophe.

Almost every single component of his act of verbal defecation on the American people should goad every citizen to go mad with rage and disgust.

The speech begins like this:

In the life of all free nations, there come moments that decide the direction of a country and reveal the character of its people.

Damn straight. It’s time to impeach this human meat puppet and drive him and his cabal of soul-sucking demons out of power.

Then he refers to Iraq as an “ally of the United States” that is “fighting for survival.” No sh*t–they’re fighting the U.S. and killing more of our people every day.

It only gets worse from there.

Here’s the reality: Democracy is a privilege won by those willing to fight for it, not a right for maggots fighting against it.

I’ve joked about Bush’s war against evil, but in reality that’s exactly what he’s trying to fight, merrily harvesting the souls of our young and the financial well being of our future generations in a Quixotic battle that cannot be won as long as human nature is imperfect.

Bush has reached the point where ignorance, stupidity, and arrogance converge with evil.

Stop Bush before he kills again–in Iraq, in Iran, or anywhere else.

Impeach Bush now, before more blood is spilled.

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