Al Gore Accepts Nobel Peace Prize then Threatens Earth
Yup, that’s Al Gore (and some random Indian dude who won a prize too but who cares?) with his latest award that he is sure to gloat about for years. I suppose he deserves it though after he got robbed of that whole presidency thing and num nuts came into power.
Gore didn’t hold back from scaring everyone though. He threatened major polluting nations saying that they must act or ”stand accountable before history for their failure to act.” Being that this was aimed particularly at the USA, China and India should we consider his remarks an act of war? Will major polluting nations form an alliance and declare a war on Gore?
Gore further added “We must quickly mobilize our civilization with the urgency and resolve that has previously been seen only when nations mobilized for war.” Was this another one of those war-for-peace rally speeches? If so, I don’t think anybody is going to buy it, unless it has something to do with gas guzzling F-14’s bombing Iran.
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The Toronto Traveler
Dec 11, 2007 at 4:36 am
Well, if Global Warming is truly as bad as Al Gore says it is, I’m sure writing history will be pretty low on the list of priorities post apocalypse ;)
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Alex
Dec 11, 2007 at 1:50 pm
TT-hehe, excellent point! But it’s cool as after humanity is destroyed the aliens will come and find all our giant SUV’s and shitty Chinese toys and they’ll be able to write our history for us. I suspect it will not be a positive review.
The Toronto Traveler
Dec 12, 2007 at 4:05 am
Hehe, yeah along the lines of the random Star Trek episode where they visit the dead planet.
Alex
Dec 12, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Haha, yeah or by that time we could have a new sea evolving creature build a new civilization after this one is destroyed. I joke with my wife sometimes that maybe my coffee mug will wind up in one of their museums, lol.
The Toronto Traveler
Dec 13, 2007 at 12:04 am
“And right over here you have an exhibit of some sort of container. Our historians are unable to exactly determine what the primitive human species used it for, but our best guess is that it was some sort of art piece that had very little practical use in their daily lives.”
Alex
Dec 13, 2007 at 8:37 pm
hehe, yes, I would love that!! I’ll never know if that happens but I’ll die hoping it does!
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