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Archive for the ‘2008 Elections’ Category

June 30th, 2008

Best of June on Sirened

Another month has come and gone, and slowly we’re all getting older and crustier. Here’s a look back at some of the highlights from June.
Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.
The fact that nobody died from marijuana in […]

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June 26th, 2008

Obama Rejects Poor Scarlett Johansson

If Barack Obama truly is the next JFK, he certainly needs a blond bomb shell to prove it. Happy birthday mister presidential hopeful because you’ve found that in Scarlett Johansson!
In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can […]

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June 25th, 2008

Buy a John McCain Condom Today!

The US economy needs a jump start and perhaps the presidential elections will be just the ticket. At the moment you can pick up John McCain condoms at McCaincondoms.com. Don’t think these are just novelty condoms either, they are in fact the real deal!
McCain condoms are “old but not expired” and the site advertises that […]

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June 17th, 2008

Al Gore Puts Latte Sipping Elitists Into Obama Camp

Wow, that sure is a delicious looking latte! And it’s not just any old latte either, it’s a French brioche latte, served in a bowl. Why is it served in a bowl? Ask Al Gore, he knows. Perhaps it has something to do with the environment.
Al Gore’s elitist endorsement of Barack Obama last night was […]

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June 16th, 2008

Comparing the McCain and Obama Tax Plans

This short clip from CNN crunches the numbers. In a nutshell, if you make less than $112,000 a year, you will get a bigger tax break with a Barack Obama presidency than a John McCain presidency. But if you make over $2.9 million a year, ouch, Obama plans to raise your taxes by $700,000!
So […]

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June 13th, 2008

And You Thought Ron Paul Was Done…

At having any chance to be president, Ron Paul was finished before he got started, but at having loads of chances to be a royal pain in the ass, the Ron Paul campaign lives on! The most recent embarrassment was Ron Paul finishing ahead of McCain in the Montana caucuses, on the final day of […]

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June 12th, 2008

John McCain’s Straight Talk on Womanizing

While these days John McCain looks more like Emperor Palpetine, there was a time (during Shakespeare’s era) that Johnie Mac was big pimpin’-. I’ve talked before about John McCain’s Brazilian sexcapade, when he was a young buck in the Navy, doing what sailors do best on shore leave-getting drunk and hammering home some locals.
What’s been […]

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June 11th, 2008

Clinton Supporters for McCain Website

Even though Hillary Clinton formally conceded on Saturday and endorsed Barack Obama (and thankfully she finally did something to put her issues, country and party above herself-of course she kinda had to for the future of her political career) the wounds are still far too fresh for many of her supporters. I really can’t blame […]

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June 6th, 2008

Barack Obama-”Street Organizer” According to RNC

Here’s another classy RNC ad criticizing Barack Obama for his lack of experience. Except, when they mention his itty bitty experience they note that he was a “street organizer” in Chicago, instead of the “community organizer” that he was.
This message sends off the alarm bell to warn upstanding Americans that a criminal black gang […]

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June 5th, 2008

John Stewart Recaps Obama AND Clinton Winning Nomination

Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made […]

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