Last week the AP and Yahoo released statistics of a survey they conducted amongst over 2,000 white people. The pollsters stated positive and negative adjectives about black people and asked people to respond accordingly. 20% of all the white people polled said the word “violent” strongly applied to black people. Not good news for Barack Obama-the militant black candidate in the eyes of many white people, this despite Obama being half white of course.

Here is John McCain’s latest TV ad basically telling people that Barack Obama is a Chicago thug and that’s not change you can believe in.

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Anyways, in uncertain times like these I look to the rock of financial stability, the bookies. While McCain might have a slight edge in the polls, he still does not with the dudes who set football spreads. He has closed the gap however. A few weeks back I checked out my trusty sportsbetting.com and the money was still reasonably with Obama, at 1-2, with McNuggets at 3-2.

But just now I checked again and not surprisingly the gap has closed. Obama has slipped to 2-3 and McNasty has closed to 11-10. So Vegas has spoken and Obama is still the favorite! (Though not really).

Also, in no way do I endorse gambling ones fortune on sporting events, but consider putting your 401k on the San Fransisco 49ers this week at (-4) against the Detroit Lions. This is a lock because no NFL team (aside from the Rams, Chiefs, Raiders and Dolphins), playing at home, should be favored by less than 10 points against the Lions.

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Yesterday was just another day in John McCain’s train wreck journey toward the White House. Here we see George-John BuCain telling everyone to stay out of the sun, while standing in the sun.

Considering the unbelievable disaster that is the current state of the United States, how many points do you think Obama would be up right now if he was white? Combine this with the fact that McCain is a bumbling old man that makes no sense and my guess is 25 points. I’d say an all white Obama would be at around 60% and McCain would be at 35%.

There would be less undecided people of course because Obama would be a white man. Having no health care or potentially having health care with a black president is a toss up for many Americans.

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Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.

The fact that nobody died from marijuana in Florida led me to wonder, is it even humanely possible to die from an overdose of weed?

June saw Europe go nuts with Euro Cup fever. So I decided to list 10 things that annoy me about soccer.

John McCain might be old and decrepit now, but in his youth there were times that his schlong had to work overtime. Here’s some straight talk on John McCain’s womanizing.

Something is wrong with American beef. So much so that Koreans are going completely ape shit over it.

Barack Obama clinched the democratic nomination on June 4th. It was a long road and I took a fun look back at the process.

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The loans were a business investment that didn’t pay off. If Hillary won, the loans would be re-paid and while the office of president doesn’t pay millions, it certainly has its perks and the job of former president pays very high dividends (see Bill Clinton and his speaking engagement fees). Anyways, you can go to HillaryClinton.com to help them in their time of economic crisis.

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In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails?” Yeah sure, you would think that if it was Rosie O’Donnell or Whoopi Goldberg but it’s Scarlett Johansson. You make time!

In that Politico interview, Johansson also talked about how she’s helping her crush get elected president “I’ll tell them I have some extra time, and ask where they can use me for two days. I’ll do cold calls, public service announcements, all different things to help out.” Cold calls! Can you imagine sitting on your couch and having the phone ring to find Johansson on the other end? You may want to nuke Iran, but you’ll probably give Scarlett a couple minutes.

Anyways, Michelle Obama must be on Barack’s ass about this because yesterday he came out and denied that Scarlett even has his personal email, saying an email was passed through his personal assistant Reggie Love. Barack said “she sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me. I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.”

So either Scarlett Johansson is delusional or Barack Obama is lying, either way Michelle is a drag and Scarlett must be crushed. Come on, even Natalie Portman recently said that Scarlett’s breasts are so spectacular that even she wanted to touch them. Geez, when are we going to have a bachelor running for president? Oh yeah, we had Bill Clinton, never mind!

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Al Gore’s elitist endorsement of Barack Obama last night was huge. If there is one area that Obama needs to solidify, it’s the latte sipping, Prius driving, gay marriage parade, save the whales foundation, vegan hippie elitists. Al Gore gives Barack Obama this much needed boost.

And was there a more fitting place than Detroit, Michigan to unveil this century’s most prominent elitist? For decades, Detroit has experienced what some may call a “cultural renaissance.” Former auto factories where people once toiled have been closed down to become museums, reminders of a harsh working class past.

With the auto industry a thing of history, residents of Michigan are left with a lot of free time to enjoy their temperate climate, sitting on patios, enjoying the sun, sipping on lattes. This is the group Obama has so desperately courted and the reason he appeared with Sir. Al Gore in Detroit.

So Obama is in great shape now as he has long since locked up white working class voters who are bitter about guns and butter, or something. Also, man hating feminists-this group has a lot to say about Obama, check the Googles.

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This short clip from CNN crunches the numbers. In a nutshell, if you make less than $112,000 a year, you will get a bigger tax break with a Barack Obama presidency than a John McCain presidency. But if you make over $2.9 million a year, ouch, Obama plans to raise your taxes by $700,000!

So Sirened recommends that readers who make less than $161,000 a year vote for Barack Obama (even at that income level Obama plans to cut taxes by almost as much as McCain). And readers who make over $2.9 million should vote for John McCain since he will cut your taxes by some $270,000. This of course will bankrupt the US government but the government is broke anyways so big deal.

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Oh you gots to love duh YouTubes. First there was Obama Girl, now there’s the “I Got Dumped for Obama” Girl.

This is Rachel Keller who’s ex-boyfriend developed a man crush on Obama. The result: She got dumped and decided to sing a little pop song about it. Perhaps she will be on the next American Idol that I will not be watching, ever, unless I am captured by terrorists and they force me to watch that show.

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So out of this frustration, a website has formed called Ex-Hillary Clinton Supporters for John McCain. The site boasts that it has 35,000 members and is growing. The site itself isn’t very informative and the front page includes 2 pictures, one where it shows Obama looking like he is ignoring Hillary Clinton and the other with John McCain smiling at her. In a nutshell, it’s total bullshit.

The site is also moderated to only include comments that bash Barack Obama and praise Hillary Clinton and John McCain. You can also donate to the site to help in the upkeep of moderating such wonderful comments like “I will not vote for the affirmative action candidate” and such. Yes, there is a new law that requires that a minority candidate be the presidential nominee of a major party once every 200 years. duh!

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