Last night senior citizen John McCain left his cryogenic chamber to make an appearance with John Stewart to talk about the people that hate him. And in an old man Hanoi Hilton flashback, he also feels the need to quote the old communist leader of China.
Viva McCain/Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast 08!’
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John McCain is a republican John Kerry? He was for pulling the troops out of Iraq before he was against it. Oh this will be fun come October!
Congressional democrats will fund the Iraq war so they can end it. It’s that Catch-22 logic.
NY Times readership is down, NBC’s Brian Williams mocks them on his blog.
Eliot Spitzer prostitute Ashley Dupre suing Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis for being a douche bag. But hey, who isn’t?
Last year 7% of Americans got married so they could get health insurance. Wow, so Mitt Romney’s secret health plan is working!
Those pesky Tibetan monks are …read more
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He’s here, he’s here! No, not just the toy Pope encased in glass in the Pope Room at Bucca Di Beppo but the real deal, the crusty old white guy from the Di Vinci Code!
Yup, Emperor Palpetine Pope Benedict XVI, formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger the Cardinal and even formerly known as “Joe” the Nazi youth landed yesterday in Washington by means of flying contraption. Upon arrival, Master Bush and his family greeted the Emperor and offered him a bounty of young boys to do as he wished their warmest wishes.
Today the uber fashionable Pope was at the White House …read more
Yesterday Charlton Heston passed away at the age of 84 and as a result his gun is now available. As president of the National Rifle Association, Heston famously said that you can take his gun away “from my cold dead hands!”
That line was made even more famous when Michael Moore showed it in his film Bowling for Columbine. It seemed pretty intimidating at the time, I mean, it’s not liked I wanted to take Charlton Heston’s gun, but if I had wanted to he sure would have made me think twice.
But what was all the fuss about? Did someone threaten …read more
Well, by now everyone and their grandmother knows that fine prostitute connosuier Eliot Spitzer was only known as governor to most.
To the people of New York he was their governor, the man who oversaw the laws and affairs of their homeland. To people outside New York, he was a controversial governor who pressed for allowing illegal immigrants to carry drivers licenses.
But the FBI had a much more simple name for Mr. Spitzer, to them he was simply known as Client #9. One of several Johns who frequented the high priced Emporers Club.
To commemorate this special event A Drunk Buffalo T …read more
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This picture was taken back in mid-February at the University of South Florida, at an event held as part of the universities’ lecture series. And there’s me doing a Colbert while wearing a shirt that says “Relief Pitcher” and Valerie Plame being an excellent sport. I didn’t put my arm around her for the photo as I thought that a bit much for a former CIA operative who has also donned the cover of Vanity Fair. But honestly, considering what a pleasant mannered lady she is, she probably would have been cool.
During the event, Plame spoke for about 1 hour …read more
About a month ago Jerry Springer paid a visit to the University of South Florida, where my Aussie wife worked. We’d had the discussion before, I’d said time and again that Jerry Springer should not be shown in other countries. During my travels I met several foreigners (including my wife) who not only said they’d watched Springer, but had the seen the very same episode where a man is so fat that a wall needs to be torn down to remove him from his bedroom. Seriously, does the world really need to watch that?
Anyways, my wife being an actual Springer …read more
Yup, that’s Al Gore (and some random Indian dude who won a prize too but who cares?) with his latest award that he is sure to gloat about for years. I suppose he deserves it though after he got robbed of that whole presidency thing and num nuts came into power.
Gore didn’t hold back from scaring everyone though. He threatened major polluting nations saying that they must act or ”stand accountable before history for their failure to act.” Being that this was aimed particularly at the USA, China and India should we consider his remarks an act of war? Will major polluting nations form …read more
Every politician seeks critical celebrity endorsements and Barack Obama has one of the biggest-The Oprah. Oprah has made no secret of liking Obama, she actually selected him as her democratic presidential candidate before he even declared he was running. Last year Oprah said she would love to see Obama as president and thus Obama’s presidential bid began.
But today this endorsement was taken to a new level as Oprah spoke in Des Moines, Iowa on Obama’s behalf. This is huge because women do what the Oprah says they should do-what they should read, what car to buy, what toilet paper to wipe their ass and …read more
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