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Archive for the ‘Crap’ Category

June 19th, 2008

Burger King Introduces World’s Most Expensive Burger!

When you put Burger King and world’s most expensive burger in the same sentence you’d probably think massive heart explosion. Not in this case, here is a video of some pompous British chef who discusses all the expensive ingredients that are going into making the world’s richest burger. The real kicker here is that under […]

By Alex -- 4 comments

June 18th, 2008

Laura Bush Wants you to Wish “W’ a Happy 62nd Birthday!

Evidently President Numb Nuts has another birthday coming up because despite his presidency, the Earth still managed another revolution around the sun. Also, he’s managed not to stab himself to death because the White House staff puts corks on his forks so he can eat his apple sauce, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels style!
Anyways, Laura Bush sent […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

June 16th, 2008

Prescription Drugs Kill More People than Illegal Drugs

Medical results out of Florida show that more people are dying from legal drugs than illegal ones. The Florida Medical Examiners Commission released autopsy results from 2007 that found that prescription drugs killed 3 times as many people as all illegal drugs combined.
In 2007, there were 168,900 deaths in Florida. 2,328 of these deaths were […]

By Alex -- 11 comments

June 11th, 2008

Clinton Supporters for McCain Website

Even though Hillary Clinton formally conceded on Saturday and endorsed Barack Obama (and thankfully she finally did something to put her issues, country and party above herself-of course she kinda had to for the future of her political career) the wounds are still far too fresh for many of her supporters. I really can’t blame […]

By Alex -- 19 comments

June 6th, 2008

Barack Obama-”Street Organizer” According to RNC

Here’s another classy RNC ad criticizing Barack Obama for his lack of experience. Except, when they mention his itty bitty experience they note that he was a “street organizer” in Chicago, instead of the “community organizer” that he was.
This message sends off the alarm bell to warn upstanding Americans that a criminal black gang […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

May 30th, 2008

Michael Pfleger Does Standup At Obama’s Church

Wow! I had no idea that Barack Obama’s church was SO funny. I don’t go to church and I don’t live in Chicago, but next time I’m in town I’ll be sure to catch a show!
Tags: Barack Obama, Church, Comedy, Hillary Clinton, Michael Pfleger, WTF?Share This

By Alex -- 0 comments

May 22nd, 2008

Oil Hits $135 a Barrel…It Takes Oil to Deliver Oil Ya Know!

Just when people think gas prices have to settle, for at least a bit, they just keep getting higher, this time hitting a new record of $135 a barrel.
Yesterday politicians on Capitol Hill held another dog and pony show with oil executives and of course, they are not to blame. OPEC? Not to blame. Excessive […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

May 17th, 2008

New Republican Slogan Same as Anti-Depressant

Well, this is really only fitting I suppose. Especially when the President of the United States seems to care more about Israel and its interests than that of his own country. It’s hard to explain why else he would take a cheap (and bullshit) shot at an American politician in front of the Israeli parliament. […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

May 16th, 2008

John McCain Will Save All the America’s

Here is the latest John McCain ad that answers any doubts about the republican presidential candidate and Bob Evans customer of the month.
Do you fear economic uncertainty, question Iraq or worry that gas will hit $9 a gallon? Don’t worry, everything will be fixed by 2013 once we elect John McCain as president of […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

May 13th, 2008

Around the Internets: Tuesday May 13th

The US gov’t has cremated American troops at a facility that also cremates pets.
The Pentagon fed us propaganda after we invaded Iraq…You don’t say!
A list of 5 Ways that Hillary Clinton can still win the democratic nomination…Spoiler alert: 1 of them involves changing the minimum voting age to 60.
John McCain opposes US troops getting too […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

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