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Did any new revelations come from Scott McClellan’s testimony to the House Judiciary Committee? Not really because dough boy Scott McClellan is a squirmy weasel that is a Jedi master in the art of spin.
McClellan’s book “What Happened” is a wonderful tale about what happened, without really telling what happened. Despite the fact that McClellan left his Press Secretary duties some two years ago, the man literally lives and breathes the spin.
McClellan has no clue whether any additional White House officials broke the law in the leaking of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity. He does know that the Bush administration …read more

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Last night was the final White House Correspondents’ Dinner for George W. Bush and it sure is nice that lots of “final” things keep occurring for him as president. It’s still a ways until the best final thing, his final day as president, but for the moment I’ll take this one.
President Bush was in fine form last night, poking fun at Dick Cheney and himself for fucking up the world. Being the last correspondents’ dinner, this was a reflective one, highlighting previous dinners dating back to 2001 and reminding us what a long ass time he’s been in power. …read more

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Wonder what happens with all that intelligence that gets thrown around? This video features Barry the cherry explaining it to Mr. Big Stick the cat. It’s about as mature and insightful as some of the intelligence itself.

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Yesterday, US intelligence reports were released saying that Iran had a nuclear weapons program, but halted it in 2003. Damn, that was close! It was only a couple weeks ago that Bush used Iran and World War III in the same sentence. And if Tom Tancredo were president, he may have already begun pre-emptive strikes on Mecca.
The intelligence reports estimate that even if Iran re-started its nuclear weapons program, that it wouldn’t be until at least 2010 that they could develop a bomb. So we still have a few years to not talk to people and make demands for them …read more

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Long shot elfish presidential candidate Dennis Kusinich has been a staunch advocate against the Iraq war and Bush/Cheney/Darth Vader Sith Lord policies. On Tuesday, little Dennis got to speak on the House floor and rambled about how Cheney lied to us (about things other than oval office hummers) and for that he believes Cheney deserves to be impeached. Kusinich really rambles here with a laundry list of Darth Cheney’s secret under dwelling plans to mislead America into war. Ok sure, but is he really planning on building that Death Star? Seems awfully ambitious for someone that just likes to shoot …read more

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Yesterday, Condi “needs good dickin” Rice and company laid more ground work for a potential WWIII with harsh sanctions against Iran. The sanctions which are aimed at crippling Iran’s economy into giving up their nuclear enrichment program will definitely do more harm than good in regards to Iraq and perhaps beyond.
One of the root causes of terrorism is poverty as many suicide bombers families are paid large sums of money when the father or mother decides to detonate themselves in a public place. This is something that goes beyond religion and certainly beyond “people who don’t like freedom.” So if …read more

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This was Dick Cheney back at Bush’s last State of the Disunion address. ‘The Decider’ is babbling lies about wanting to reduce our dependence on oil as dark sith lord Cheney smirks in the background. I’m sure it was painful for Dick not to burst with laughter at this bull shit.

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This video is remarkable on several levels. Deep down we knew Dick Cheney was no moron, he just acted like one to get us involved in the criminal war that is Iraq.
It’s incredible how spot on 1994 Dick Cheney was on what would happen if the US overthrew Saddam Hussein. The man was a genius! It’s EXACTLY how he said it would be-warring factions, questionable government, quagmire! My God, Dick Cheney is Nostradamus!
Then again, it sure helps to have the power to make the irresponsible decisions necessary to make your future visions come true. So Nostradickus, when will the insurgency …read more

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John Stewart has summed up this fiasco best in recent segments of The Daily Show entitled “Mommy, Why is The Lying Man Still in Charge of the Law?”
Yesterday, Gonzalez testified before Congress again and apparently they did not appreciate the mockery he made of them, again. Today, the Senate Judiciary Committee led by Patrick Leahy said they would investigate whether the lying man has in fact lied to them under oath. On an interesting side note, Senator Leahy was the man that Dick Cheney told to “go fuck yourself” on the Senate floor a few years ago. Ah, the wonderful world of …read more

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That was what Dick Cheney actually said about Iraq over two years ago. Did he really believe that? I don’t think so, he is far from stupid. Here we are two years later, with more troops, stuck in a war that is already lost.
The thing Dick Cheney does best is keep secrets and nothing angers him more than any kind of transparency, even when that in itself is a secret. He has recently come under fire from the National Archives for refusing to give them documents for the simple sake of record keeping. By law, the executive branch is required to give …read more

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